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Kale

A sexy beast that will love you with all his heart and never give up on you
Kale is a very loveable guy
by Bobthbuildr February 7, 2023
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kale klux klan

1.
U.S. History. a secret hate group in the southern U.S., active for several years after the Civil War, which aimed to suppress the newly acquired rights of people that eat animals and to oppose carnivores from the North, and which was responsible for many lawless and violent proceedings.

2. a term for a person that is militant and/or a bigot about their veganism / vegetarianism
1. "have you ever met Cyndi Cornstock before?"
"no."

"well she just joined the kale klux klan and quit talking to me because i like bacon."
by Scott Mortion November 2, 2017
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Chip and Kale

The names of Jason's left and right testicle, respectively. Inspired by Chip and Dale, but not really, because we are in basic bitch era where everything is about kale.
(While going down on Jason) I'm gonna name them. Chip and Dale is cute but too boring. You haven't shaved today, so the left one is a bit crispy... the other one doesn't really taste like anything... Imma call them Chip and Kale.
by hellomynameisloca December 21, 2018
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kaling

wow that's a nice kaling
by kalinga69 March 3, 2023
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Kale

Really cool guy who could beat professional wrestlers in a 1v1. Makes weird noises when he thinks he’s alone. Definitely don’t neglect this hot boi
Daaang, he did it again, that Kale. He’s a keeper.
by Minioncurry52 January 17, 2025
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kiel (kale)

whats kiel (kale)?
a twink.
by miuimu May 14, 2023
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st. micheal's kale

A term for marijuana used mainly by vegans. Also known as God's Cabbage
Yo Barbra is your St. Micheal's Kale gluten free?
Nah man, but it's cruelty free!
by Brotwurst1 June 18, 2018
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