Kale Seed Lick

(V.) The action of using pieces of wilted kale as a tongue to lick someone during sex. A high priorities with sexually active vegans.

“Did you hear she’s one of those people who’s into the kale seed lick thing?”

by Skippy von Butters June 18, 2018

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Chip and Kale

The names of Jason's left and right testicle, respectively. Inspired by Chip and Dale, but not really, because we are in basic bitch era where everything is about kale.

(While going down on Jason) I'm gonna name them. Chip and Dale is cute but too boring. You haven't shaved today, so the left one is a bit crispy... the other one doesn't really taste like anything... Imma call them Chip and Kale.

by hellomynameisloca December 22, 2018

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Priyansh kale

The most shitiest person you'll ever meet in your entire life. Fakes everything, from his insta profile to his fucking life. Is a terrible liar, can backstab even the one whom he loves the most for money. Stole his mother's jwellery at the age of 16, played money scam on a foolish lover boy.

The Indian education system is fucked up like priyansh kale's life.

by ChachaBihari November 23, 2021

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kale hail

The health craze that put kale on the pedestal of ultimate smart foods.

I was never really into the kale hail phase.

by Ereck Flowers May 03, 2019

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Kaled

open minded guy that thinks outside the box, knows how to keep a conversation going, can sometimes be truthful but over all has a big heart. a great friend to those around him! always good vibes also supper goofy

“hey there goes kaled!” “yeah he’s a cool person!”

by good talk September 21, 2021

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