Kristi Kline

One of the funniest, sweetest, and strongest people you'll ever meet. She's so beautiful, but she doesn't see it, and that's what makes her beautiful. ;) She's in love with 10 boys, and one of them will marry her one day. She'll never let you down, you can always count on her to make you laugh. Ok I'm going to stop before this sounds too lesbian.

Kristi Kline: I wish Niall would love me.
Megan: He's your husband, stupid.

by Anonymous Mouses August 20, 2013

klinks

The symptoms associated with withdrawal from opiates

"The opiates had begun to dissipate from my body, and the klinks were starting to kick in."

by slow rider January 30, 2015

klingon

A ugly race of Alien from Star Trek

All of Jon from Localirc.net girlfriends

by smackhater August 14, 2004

Kline

Guy who doesnt teach until 15 minutes into the period, and eats cheese. And Mustard..STRAIGHT mustard.

Hi, I'm Mr. Kline a;sfewoi cja;woei mafio ajefi oacm

by Jeebus1234 May 2, 2005

Klinck

A Fat Motherfucker That needs to lose weight

Fucking Fat boy

by Raychell February 18, 2007

Klinkley Eyed Motherfucker

An insulting word that refers to people of Asian descent.

I just got shot by that klinkley eyed motherfucker!

by Rufus the Third June 13, 2009

Klingon

Toilet paper stuck to the pubic/anal hair

Dude, I'm done. You are never setting me up on a blind date again!! Thought you had made up for all those ugly girls! Then.... I had a close encounter with a Klingon while going down on Amber! Yuck!!!

by Bombay_Bomber September 25, 2011