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Jonathan is the cutest, sweetest, most innocent boy you will ever meet. He is just so cute! Jonathans tend to be talented, smart and love music, they normally have a bit of a dodgy hair cut but that’s ok he’s still adorable. Jonathans can be a bit weird sometimes and tend to burst into song at random times, they normally have brown or black hair. Jonathans make great friends because they are compassionate, caring and very easy to talk to! If you have a Jonathan in your life, consider yourself lucky because they are very rare and should be treasured. Jonathans dont tend to be sporty guys, they are more of a musical guy, Jonathan gets all the ladies because he is so cute and innocent. Everyone loves Jonathan!
girl- omg have you seem Jonathan!? He’s so cute

girl 2- ikr he’s so innocent and he is so nice
by a.random.urban.dictionary.bish December 12, 2019
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he is sitting right next to me
Me: hello jonathan
Janathan: yo
by thomasle May 23, 2022
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A great kid, but absolute hoe at the same time. He goes for every girl he knows and tries to date them immediately. He likes to hit on all girls and sometimes be very disrespectful to them.
by Applesause December 30, 2019
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A small dude that is such a bbot he cant even be nice. Sometimes he is nice but it depends
Person1:Jonathan is such a bbot
by YouHaveLigma333 May 5, 2019
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Jonathan's are wonderful people. They are usually tall and slender. They are really good at football and are good people. Sometimes they break their bones but they heal fast because they are troopers. They can be in a school band too. They are very adorable and attractive also. They tend to have a medium deep voice. If you are friends with a Jonathan then you are a lucky person
Random person: wow is that Jonathan?

Another random person: yeah he is just so cute!! He broke his hand today. But he will be ok.
by Ratty baddie October 2, 2019
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A fucking lazy diptard who doesn't come to school for multiple days in a row, and no one gives a shit. But is still surprisingly really good at school work.
Oh shit Jonathan's not here again, what a surprise. I bet her jerking off to gay porn again!
by Longsholngbongtongnigga69 December 5, 2019
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A complete dumbass that is looking at his friends phone right now. He smells like shit and is atleast 5 foot and is a complete retard. He always tells fake stories to his friends and says it actually happens.
Jonathan is a faggot.
by Jaba The Fuck January 27, 2020
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