One of the most power beings in the universe. But only at some times. His mathematical knowledge knows no bounds with his declaration that a ton is 1000 pounds. His favorite beverage is Jameson Thing (he invented it).
Juicy Jihad just went full fuper!
by Mikols January 19, 2017
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When a Muslim disgruntled employee begins subtle sabotage as a from of protest to his superiors, until they give into his/her demands.
- So what are you gonna do?
- Maybe I book appointments the wrong way, maybe I forget some post its, maybe I send wrong emails.
- Dude that's like declaring war on your manager, your problem doesn't sound like its worth the trouble.
- Fixing the good coffee machine is worth any cost. The entire office is united in this.
- The struggle sounds real.

- I like to call it Office Jihad.
by Ergeron June 27, 2019
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Islamic coffee. Its just fucking Islamic coffee
boy 1:can i have some jihad coffee
bartender:sure
by mrnoseybonk February 19, 2022
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When you see a person of Middle Eastern decent that you particularly don’t enjoy being around.
“This sneaky jihad took my hat
by CheekyNandis September 15, 2022
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Is The best guy of The world Has got The freshes clothe an also nice hair
Leon Jihad Has The perfectest Things in The world
by LeonMor January 4, 2017
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A person who sends greater than 4 messages to someone before they have a chance to respond. Also known as inbox bombing.
Dude, I pissed her off and she turned into a total inbox jihad.
by Ghafy November 19, 2020
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Jihad, when she falls in love, remains loyal to her beloved, and she can redeem her with her spirit. She does all she can to make him happy, even though sometimes it hurts her. Together forever
Jihad:can i go out
Him: fuck no
Jihad:whyyy
Him: im fucking jealous dont want anyone to see you
by Sanosna April 17, 2020
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