Jerk off

Something men and even women (mainly middle/high schoolers and even young adults) do when they’re sad, lonely, horny af, or just want to feed the geese.

Goodnight bro, see you tomorrow, boutta go jerk off.

by Stickytipbro March 15, 2023

jerk off station

Computer

Everyone knows why you have a computer or jerk off station in your house

by Young Jazzy Yo October 24, 2023

National jerk off your homie day

November 18th is jerk off your homie day. Get going with the homies or a homie and have a good time ! Also it’s an automatic no homo

Yo bro it’s national jerk off your homie day you down?

by Yuh-yuh-heee November 17, 2020

Jerking off on a pile of sand

“Jerking off on a pile of sand” is a metaphor used to describe the poor planning and execution of the withdrawal from Afghanistan under Joe Biden‘s administration. Not only leaving US military equipment and creating civil unrest in already unstable country, and then after all that they don’t even trying to help civilians find refuge in neighboring country’s. Although Afghanistan is an Islamic Republic, someone argue it’s more of a dictatorship.

Tim “Hey Bill did you see the news”

Bill “Yeah man”

Tim “jerking off on a pile of sand”

Bill “Well shit, we could go there and get a blackhawk helicopter with a 50% discount”

Tim “I Already booked tickets”

by Big man 1776 October 16, 2022

Jerking-Off Pumped

When something is so exciting, so completely enthralling that you are nearly dying of the anticipation. In fact, the excitement is so great that it is equivalent to the feeling of jerking off. As such, you are completely pumped by the idea of doing something on par with masturbating.

Bill-"Wait, we're killing a 30 case right after the concert featuring our favorite band of all time!?"

Frank-"Hell yeah man get excited!"

Bill-"That's gonna be the best day ever! I'm Jerking-Off Pumped about the whole situation!"

Frank-"You read my mind!"

by mythicaldancer April 7, 2011

No Jerk off January

In the month of january you are not aloud to masturbate in any way. Its like NNN but nutting and sex is allowed

-Hey Jimmy, no jerking off while watching porn cause Its no jerk off january

by Minecrafter69_420 November 4, 2019

Disney jerk off

A content creator who is hot as fuck but limits their content to solo performances, or very rare collabs. A huge waste of potential and fantasy, because they only like what they see on the screen or mirror. A Borrick. Adds to social content but in a limited way that seems overly limited to their potential.

Derrick’s a Disney jerk off. He’s hot af, but only wants to beat it to himself.

She’s hot, but just a Disney jerk off. Nobody can touch her.

He’s such a Disney jerk off I couldn’t get a kiss or feel.

by Havesomefun September 27, 2025