A person who is acting in a jealous manner (similar in usage to nervous nelly, debbie downer, or trying patterson).
by Dooberydingelton February 16, 2021
by Doodlethepoodle January 09, 2023
Asshole who criticizes everyone else’s relationship just because they are alone and ugly inside and out.
Tony “mike let’s hang out tonight”
Mike “can’t going out with my girlfriend”
Tony “that’s weak”
Mike “you are just a jealous loner”
Mike “can’t going out with my girlfriend”
Tony “that’s weak”
Mike “you are just a jealous loner”
by Shan73094 November 10, 2017
by Princessofone May 27, 2018
When you're masterbating and edging yourself for a while and you're at the part of the session where your balls have tightened up and you can't stop from cumming, things become tremendously awkward when your dad walks in on you at exactly the wrong moment. He watches as you blow a huge load of sperm up all up your stomach and chest hitting your own face and hair and all your dad can say is whoa. You are now so confused. You don't know whether he is envious or impressed by the size of your cum shot.
"Dude, my dad came unannounced into my bedroom last night just as I was busting a nut. Talk about awkward, he saw me blow a huge load all in my pubes and up my stomach and chest." "Damn son, that sucks. He say anything?" "Nothing other than whoa. LOL" "Sounds like your dad might be jizz jealous. He's old and can't blow such huge amounts of sperm anymore."
by Watchinfool October 05, 2023
Errol,
Caught up with Errol & his gorgeous wife recently. What a beautiful couple they make
♥️Happy for them & hope nothing spoils it
Truth is Errol is punching above his weight I
am so in love with his wife how can I look him
in his eyes knowing how I feel?
Guilt is killing me..
Caught up with Errol & his gorgeous wife recently. What a beautiful couple they make
♥️Happy for them & hope nothing spoils it
Truth is Errol is punching above his weight I
am so in love with his wife how can I look him
in his eyes knowing how I feel?
Guilt is killing me..
Happy for Errol,but jealous
by Janet21 February 03, 2023
by ItsMamaLuigi August 16, 2015