Jealous Bait

Trying to make another person jealous by posting things they can see to provoke them.

Person 1 has a major crush on person 2
Person 2 knows about Person 1 being inlove
Person 2 posts a tweet ”Just got a new partner” to make Person 1 jealous even though Person 2 does not actually have a partner and Person 2 is only jealous baiting

by TheRealLexV July 2, 2025

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Jealous

Of what exactly Franny? You wanted to fuck but got the wrong guy but it didn't matter because his cock was fat so I can just sit here and suffer and take some fucking consolation prize as you do what all women will inevitably do and default to fat cock?

Hym "Jealous of what? You have to say the who thing. That is not jealousy. That is my worldview being correct. That is ME being CORRECT about YOU. That's YOU defaulting to fat-cock setting and then blaming me for YOU doing THAT and then lying and making shit up to cover your own ass. You deserve the rape you piece of shit."

by Hym Iam December 7, 2025

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Jealous Little Bitch

A person who gets mad at you because you hooked up with the girl he's been trying to hook up with for years but never got to hook up with her because he's too ugly for her and she wants nothing to do with him. These people usually try to hook up with said girl for years but no matter how many times she says no, he still never gets the hint because these people are also retarded.

"that's dude over there is a Jealous Little Bitch because he's hating on me for fucking the girl of his dreams."

by spoderman320 July 26, 2024

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Jealous Dumb Bitch Syndrome (JDBS)

This is a cutting-edge gender neutral neurological disorder, officially characterized by a range of symptoms including extreme feelings of jealousy which can lead to outrageously stupid actions. While presently untreatable, medical enthusiasts advise drinking a lot of alcohol to alleviate many of its side effects (for the benefit of the greater good).

Their extreme feelings envy resulted in such craziness that it was directly attributed to an unofficial diagnosis for Jealous Dumb Bitch Syndrome (JDBS).

by happigoluckiman April 9, 2025

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