jakob's shatter

tfw you meet an arrogant person that tries to intimidate you so in order to regain harmony you must show said person they ain't shit.

queer 86: yea, that creep wanted to dangle a carrot like im vegan, so i had to lend a hand in jakob's shatter

queer: youse a cow, huh. mooooooooove.

by 4cc_bloom May 19, 2019

Jakob McGravy

Stalker.

Hi so like there's this new kid and he's like so creepy and --- hi I'm watching you!---- SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! IT'S A JAKOB MCGRAVY!!!

by Ali B Skeeterman April 9, 2019

jakob mott

Any person with this name is automatically the best person you will ever meet. He's nice, kind, sweet, and pretty cute. It takes him a while to decide if he likes you and if he does, then he'll keep that person for a while. So you guys better back off him!

Person 1; Omg is that Jakob Mott???
Person 2; Omg it is! He looked at me one time and smiled!
Person 1; But he's dating that girl :(
Person 2; Dang! he'll probably be with her for a while
Person 1; Yep, because he's loyal.

by OOMPALOOMPA_LORD November 7, 2019

jakob gould

a mf that runs jay co wit his homies. biggest meat in the area code. straight pimp that gets all the bitches

did you see jakob gould ? he’s so hot

by jay co hoe December 9, 2019

Jakob b

Is a mad lad and is a joy to know and be around and always good to get a choof of said abrona and is so special his existence and is cherished but every ine

Jakob is a bad bitch

That jakob back at it again with the white vans

by Tall as fuck giant April 29, 2021

Jakob and Ileana

Jakob and ileana are an extraordinary cute couple and everybody wants to have a relationship like theirs. They’re both super hot and extremely sexy. But they are also have a very nice character and they could talk for hours even if Jakob is more a listener and Ileana is more a story teller. They are working perfectly together and are just a dream couple. Jakob is so hot all of the grade 10 girls are thirsting after him but he doesn’t cares because he is deeply in love with ileana.

Everybody: Omg I want a relationship like Jakob and Ileana have

by Ja502 November 21, 2021

Jakob and ileana

Jakob and ileana are an extraordinary cute couple and everyone just wants to be in a relationship like they are. Both of them are super hot and extremely sexy. But their characters are also very nice and special. They can have conversations for hours even though jakob is more a listener and ileana is more a story teller. Jakob is also so good looking that all of the grade 10 girls at thirsting over him but he doesn’t care because he is so deeply in love with ileana.

Everybody: Omg I want to be in a relationship like jakob and ileana

by Ja502 November 21, 2021