Jeff Sessions

When a group of people gather to smoke pot, or have a smoke session. Jeff is synonymous with Joint.

We went to the river for three Jeff Sessions today.

by Word to your mother. January 6, 2018

The Jeff

When the woman cums all over her man's bald head.

Terry just gave her husband The Jeff.

by Thats_funny69 December 14, 2010

Jeff off

1: To sandbag, or to remain hidden while there is work to do. When the work is done, the subject will reappear.

2: Similarly, to perform a menial task for an extended period of time in order to avoid doing more substantial work.

Coworker1: Where did he go? There's work to do.
Coworker2: He went to the back, to Jeff off.

Coworker: What are you doing? We have a lot of stuff to do.
Jeff off: It's very important that I find that spoon. I'll work on that for the next several hours.

by heidi bags July 29, 2013

jeff steitzer

the voice behind halo and the guy with the voice you wish you had during puberty

jeff steitzer

by OPnornfang August 24, 2016

Jeffel Tower

When 2 Jeff's bang the same chick at the same time and high 5 each other in the process.

Bree just got the Jeffel Tower.

by 223444r4555 December 11, 2017

Jeff Ward

Joy spreading unicorn.

His laugh will make you laugh it's just inevitable

Kindest human being on Earth.

#1 Hamilton fan, can sing and play guitar

You know Jeff Ward?

Oh yeah, that guy makes me super insanely happy.

by Kms.gonzo March 13, 2018

Jeffening

When Jeff receives admin rights in a discord channel and begins to transform everyone account into 'Jeff'. This leads to the eventual termination of the channel by the original owner.

Hey guys, remember when Jeff took over the discord channel... That was a real jeffening.

by Jeff's name isn't really Jeff. September 2, 2018