bike jacking

when someone steels your bike when your on it kind like carjacking but to bike rider

johny got bikejacked near cantral park

by tom November 30, 2003

jacking off

Causes Pleasure and Anger. The pleasurable part is pre-ejaculation. The Anger part is post-ejaculation. This is the part where the man becomes mad at himself for wasting 30 minutes of his time. The world suddenly becomes clear and the chemical imbalance is one again balanced. Too bad no man learns this lesson and history repeats itself.

I had a great time jacking off, up until the end.

by Patrick April 23, 2008

jacking off

rubbing the penis so he spits up his cum

what I'm doing as I'm writing this, oh man just ejaculated everywhere

by I'm jacking off September 7, 2003

Swagga Jackin

The act of stealing someone's style. To copy, pose, or imitate someone else. Your too lame to have your own style.

"Maan all theez punk ass bitches be Swagga Jackin, get your own shit."

by The Theoretically Correct May 20, 2009

bi-jacking

(v.) To pose as bi-sexual to another who you are attracted to so you appear kinky instead of plain, boring, homely or nerdy. The intent is to place the girl-girl, or, less often, the boy-boy image in the others' mind, and to be more seductive. Bi-jacking can be used to seem to be interested in kinkiness such as a threeway or orgy scenario.

I knew she/he was bi-jacking me when she/he admitted that they had never been with someone of the same sex, but just thought about it once in a while. She/he bi-jacked him/her.

by quipu72 February 5, 2009

caught jacking off

When you doing your daily jerk at night and your mom or dad walks in and catches ya.

Jake: (slap) (slap) (SLAP)

Dad: Hey son, could I....What the F**k !!?!!!!!

by x9 May 13, 2005

pussy jacking

A mutual masturbation technique where the girl mounts the guy and jacks off his cock against her pussy using her own natural juices for lubrication.

Pussy jacking my cock got her so wet that she soaked through right to the bed!

Although my girlfriend won't let me fuck her, she likes pussy jacking me off to feel me cum against her clit.

Um, would you mind shaving before pussy jacking me? Your hairy bush rubs my cock raw!

by Revoe February 1, 2009