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Intersection Eyeballer

The creature known as the intersection eyeballer is the person opposite of you at a two, three, or four way stop sign who, regardless of coming to a complete stop several seconds before you, looks you up and down for some time until you cannot handle it anymore and proceed to drive out of turn.
Whoa that SUV has been at the other end of the intersection for quite some time. This is pretty close to a stop sign standoff except he's staring me pretty hard. Let's cut this intersection eyeballer off and get out of here
by atredivum August 22, 2010
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Intersection

An intersection is when two men and a woman are having sexual intercourse, and instead of spreading the woman's ass cheeks, one of the guys spread the other guy's ass cheeks.
Yo man, did you hear about Reoa, Herman, and Dobrusia last night?

Yeah, I heard they had a proper intersection.
by simp-v-👄 March 14, 2020
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A group intervention conducted by Facebook friends when they witness a fellow friend lose their mind.
Jon keeps posting these status update rants that have become stranger by the minute. I think he needs a 'Facebook intervention (F.B.I)"

Facebook rant
by RZ at Jec July 13, 2011
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Panda Intervention

Friends left you for losers?
Time to bring them to Panda Express
and coax them back into your life
with some good Asian food,
preferably some orange chicken.
Christine: "Hey Nick, did you see who Erika was walking down the hall with?"
Nick: "Who?"
Christine: "______."
Nick: "Panda Intervention?"
by t33n3r March 31, 2010
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intervention

Usually a fight at a public location.
John: Get your hands off my girlfriend!
Katie: Settle down! You don't want to cause another intervention!
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Intersection Fling

When you are crossing an intersection and you exchange interested looks with someone of the opposite sex, but are unable to make a move, because you're in an intersection.
I'm telling you Jerry, had it been any other part of the road, it wouldn't have been an intersection fling. Now I've missed my opportunity!
by SeinfeldFan July 15, 2015
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Intersection

An intersection is when two men and a woman are engaging in sexual intercourse, and the man spreads the mans buttcheeks rather than the womans
Yo did you hear about Dobrusia, Herman and Reoa's threesome?
Yeah, i heard Herman spread Reoa's asscheeks more rather than Dobrusia's, it was an intersection rather than a threesome
by reoa March 14, 2020
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