Example 1.
Person A: You're really gonna fight him? He's a heavy weight champ.
Person B: Don't worry...I got that L insurance. I'll bounce back.
Example 2.
Person A: I wound't race that Mustang if I were you...He's pushing 800hp to the wheels.
Person B. It's cool. I have L Insurance. I'll claim I couldn't get traction down the line.
Person A: You're really gonna fight him? He's a heavy weight champ.
Person B: Don't worry...I got that L insurance. I'll bounce back.
Example 2.
Person A: I wound't race that Mustang if I were you...He's pushing 800hp to the wheels.
Person B. It's cool. I have L Insurance. I'll claim I couldn't get traction down the line.
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