bedroom Belgian

A half bottle of La Chouffe on the nightstand, rimmed with chocolate and regret.

I woke up to a bedroom Belgian again.

by LivLikUrDyan January 31, 2025

Bedroom Fish-Fry

When your girl gets that bad Charlie horse in her thigh and you use olive oil to massage it out for her, but then when you go to lick her meat wallet it smells like it's been sautéed.

Damn, Cara had a Charlie horse I'm her thigh. I massaged it with oil, but when I went down on her later I totally got that bedroom fish-fry.

by RubberDucky087 February 24, 2023

bedroom siren

When your partner gives you the smolder and you don't want to leave for work.

I was running late for work because Andrew was being a bedroom siren and I kept going back for another kiss.

by Suzette Rosdower January 31, 2020

bedroom mixer

A person who likes techno and dance music and the art of the DJ who can seamlessly and creatively mix tracks together. The person typically has a DJ set up of two record/CD decks in their bedroom where they try to emulate (and usually fail) to recreate that art form.

John is buying some new records in town today, he wont come out tonight as he'll be doing his bedroom mixer routine with them.

by simonjblake October 23, 2018

Bedroom toy

Also know as a sex toy an object you play with in the bed room aka dildo or pocket pussy

I’m about to go ply with my bedroom toy

by Doittooit4576 May 13, 2022

Bedroom Revolutionary

A person with a surface-level understanding of Far-Left ideology. Bedroom Revolutionaries often believe they make great points, yet rarely explain how their ideology works in praxis all the while they rage about their perceived enemies (which is anyone who doesn't share the same politics as them).

Person 1: I got involved with more progressive politics.
Person 2: Alright, are than any political figures you read or follow?

Person 1: Oh, I've read the wiki page on Karl Marx. We mostly post "capitalism is bad" on Instagram.
Person 2: What like some kind of Bedroom Revolutionary, where do you guys meet to talk politics?
Person 1: Discord.

by I'm Joey September 19, 2022

bedroom bully

chanelle broomhall

rah chan is a bedroom bully

by jdjdhdhdbbsbs January 6, 2022