Sheet-wise

Being well-adept in any and all things sexual; Possessing the knowledge to perform impeccably between the sheets.

Emily: "So, did you end up doin anything with that guy last night?"

Julie: "Ya, but it was like fucking a pillow. That guy definitely didn't have sheet-wise."

by Nutztradamus June 21, 2011

white sheeting

Going to an Amish culture and having sex with a woman through a hole in a white sheet for money.

Big H made 300 dollars white sheeting last night!

by Teegee1010 October 16, 2015

sheet surfing

To have sex on top or under the sheets

Man you should see the chick I went sheet surfing with last night.

by ron ron juice January 29, 2011

fitted sheet

When it's REAL tight!

Kara's body was like a fitted sheet!

by Treytreynoodles March 11, 2017

painting the sheets

The act of repeatedly ejaculating on a bed, covering it in cum and keeping it white and fresh.

Instead of washing his sheets, Sam would just paint the sheets every night.

*roommate knocks on door*
"Hey Alex, are you painting the sheets?"
"No, you can cum in"

by yung lemon February 15, 2016

sheet scrapers

Pejorative for long tits that hang down and rub on bedsheets while engaging in doggystyle sex.

Nice tits! Nah, take off the bra and you'll see she has sheet scrapers

by Polk County December 04, 2015

Brown Sheets

To have brown sheets is to be an extreme bed shitter.

"Jenn, you're so utterly useless. You totally have brown sheets"

by Nexxxus August 29, 2007