bedroom Belgian

A half bottle of La Chouffe on the nightstand, rimmed with chocolate and regret.

I woke up to a bedroom Belgian again.

by LivLikUrDyan January 31, 2025

bedroom mixer

A person who likes techno and dance music and the art of the DJ who can seamlessly and creatively mix tracks together. The person typically has a DJ set up of two record/CD decks in their bedroom where they try to emulate (and usually fail) to recreate that art form.

John is buying some new records in town today, he wont come out tonight as he'll be doing his bedroom mixer routine with them.

by simonjblake October 23, 2018

bedroom finger

penis

did you bring a condom for your bedroom finger?

by langini December 27, 2022

bedroom coma

Points towards someone who has trouble with their sleeping schedule or was exhausted that day and went to sleep for more-or-less a day or more.

I was so tired from work and had a bedroom coma yesterday. Eventually I woke up at 6 P.M. My sleep schedule is fucked, man.

by moochia January 28, 2024

bedroom material

(Less misogynistic), adj: fit for in-the-bedroom activities

Since I consider the term f^able to be too misogynistic, I would use the term bedroom material instead

by Sexydimma June 20, 2021

bedroom bats

When a naked man stretchs his scrotum, batwings like.

i went back to this man's place last night and he greated me with bedroom bats.

by -OB December 30, 2020