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Autograph HER iPad, I'd Like To

Double entendre, stemming from HotForWords' offer of a chance to win an autographed iPad by joining a site she linked to from her lesson on "Double Entendre" ("I'd like to double HER entendre" - The Todd, SCRUBS)
You won an iPad that HotForWords autographed? Oooh ... (Yoda say) Autograph HER iPad, I'd Like To ... Yehhhhhhhhhhhs!
by Uncle J MythMan January 16, 2011
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iPad cat

a cat that has seen so many videos and/or games for cats that they try to tap/play with any screen they see and are no longer engaged by regular cat toys. they need to play with a screen to stay entertained, much like an iPad kid.
friend: “why is your cat pawing at your phone screen?”
me: “I showed him too many cat videos and he became an iPad cat”
by kskaps January 21, 2023
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iPad kid society

The moniker given to the country Indonesia as the country with world's highest average screen time — i.e. 6.05 hours per day throughout early 2020's, now 7 hours 38 minutes per day as of 2025. This Indonesian people's screen time is claimed to "rival that of iPad kids", hence the prefix "i-" in this slang term "iPad kid society" (meaning "the society consisting of persons who are addicted to screens") akcually stands for "Indonesia".
With everyone in Indonesia glued to their screens for over 7 hours a day, it's no wonder we call it the iPad kid society.
by Emotional Cruiser September 27, 2025
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iPadible

adj.
Portmanteau of iPad and compatible. Used to describe actions that previously required the use of a computer, but now can be done on the iPad.
I used to spend hours in front of my laptop writing papers, but now word processing is so iPadible.
by saw2th June 14, 2011
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Like an iPad kid

Originally from the "Cough like an iPad kid" slang from 2021 (referring to Generation Alpha and the tendency to cough with their mouth and tongue visible while on their tablet as young children). However, the 2024 version of iPad kid revolves around filing in the "..." with any verb and then laughing and saying "alrighttt", in the same tone as Jynxzi, immediately after in the form of ironic comedy.

The first known use of this new form of humour comes from a Jynxzi stream from June 24 where he appears to cough and read a chat instantly of a viewer telling him he coughs like an iPad kid.

This can be seen as a form of clip farming, the 2024 trend that is currently making a resurgence where streamers purposely act out of line in hopes of being clipped for clout.
*Jason sneezes*
Max: They're saying you sneeze like an iPad kid
Jason: Alrighttt
by Vineetx July 7, 2024
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iPad

one of the mainstream apple products, a tablet computer with size varying from unfolding phone territory (ipad mini) to laptop territory (ipad pro 13in). it runs ipados, a perfect middle between phone software and computer software. the device uses apple silicon as its SOC, ranging from the mid tier a-series chips like a14-a15 to powerful socs that you would find in a laptop or computer like m1-m2. ipad is mostly used as a secondary device, it can serve you as a gadget for note taking , art, or it could even work as a laptop replacement!
selectively my opinion, but ipad is a great device and i dont get why people consider it bad.
iPad
by IcerPad February 4, 2024
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iPad kid

iPad kids are those annoying little pricks who ask for your "MesnGeR kIdS".
Ah yes, the iPad kid. The piece of shit.
by 50xcreative.fun May 26, 2023
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