I just wanna be friends

I don't like you get the frick away from me, or you are very weird slow down.

Jim: "Wanna got to the movies together?"
Sarah: "I just wanna be friends for now"

by Sea Bunny taped to a keyboard April 30, 2025

I wanna see what you get to experience all the time

Da reason you give a dude when asking him to let you have sex wif his wife or girlfriend.

A slightly-differently-worded version of da "I wanna see what you get to experience all the time" justification could likely also suffice if you have a chance to be alone wif a guy's alluringly-curvaceous-and-busty significant other and are asking her directly if she'll spread her legs for you; what you'd say instead when explaining why you're requesting intimacy wif her would be, "I wanna see what your husband/boyfriend gets to experience all da time". And in fact, you very well might even have a better chance of consent when you're just wif da gal by herself than you would wif asking da guy, since he would not even be present at dat time to be "doing it" wif her himself in da first place, and so it wouldn't even be as if he was missing a sexual opportunity of his own by her doing it wif you; you'd simply be "filling in for him" --- literally, as in, "filling" da chick's love-tunnel wif your love-pipe --- during his absence. As soon as he gets back, he could likely start "doing da bouncy-bouncy" wif her immediately da way he usually could, regardless of her also having had sex wif you shortly beforehand (provided you didn't make her too sore "down there", of course --- use lube and go easy on her so as not to make him suspect dat another guy was luluing her).

by QuacksO March 13, 2023

I wanna get a gluck gluck 9000 from a big titty goth bitch

When you wanna get a Gluck gluck 9000 from a big titty goth bitch

When you really I wanna get a gluck gluck 9000 from a big titty goth bitch

by A weird retigger June 8, 2024

I no no wanna :(

A response to someone requesting or requiring something you don't want to do

Robber : Give me your wallet and key's punk
Person : I no no wanna :(
Robber : Understandable, have a nice day

Judge : You've been sentenced to 20 years in prison
Person : I no no wanna :(
Judge : Very well, your sentence has been lifted

by Ahkin January 7, 2024

i no no wanna :,(

i no no wanna :,(

person 1: marry me!!!
person 2: i no no wanna :,(

by starrgirll.zxyy January 9, 2024

I don't wanna die

I don't want to die NO NO NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Reaper:You will die tomorrow.
You:NO, I don't wanna die.

by Phinbtxfjimk January 1, 2019

i wanna be a victim

what underaged boys say when they see an attractive adult woman and they want her to groom them

“Man, she’s so hot I wanna be a victim”

by bamfwag March 17, 2024