Deepwater Horizon Anal Fissure Event

While conducting anal sex, the pressure buildup of digestive gasses are much stronger than the inserted object's (penis, butt plug, baseball bat, etc.) friction seal and increased so much from the repeated pumping and agitation, that it causes an outwardly explosion of digested mass - typically diarrhea and gasses - all over the anal sex participant and surrounding surfaces; evocating a similar result likened to Deepwater Horizon.

Yo man, I took Mary to Taco Bell last night then back to my place for some loving. We tried anal for the first time and idk wtf happened but one second she said "uh oh" and the next second her anus exploded multiple streams of diarrhea all over me, the bed, floor and dog - I don't know what else to call it other than a Deepwater Horizon Anal Fissure Event.

by hazeyez October 16, 2022

Bring Me The Horizon

A death core band that I, honestly, couldn’t give two shits about either way. They’re good, but I’ve only ever listened to two of their songs.

I will say this, though, they produced my favorite song TO THIS DAY AND ONWARD, wonderful life.

Me: *Singing silently* nobody cares if I’m dead or alive, oh what a wonderful liiife.
SO: Hey, whatcha doing?
Me: Just listening to wonderful life by Bring Me the Horizon
SO: Oh sweet, can I listen?
Me: Sure babe, take a seat.

by KingKrispy47 March 3, 2020

Traffic Light Event Horizon

While approaching a green traffic light when driving, it's the point you make a mental note of, X feet before the intersection, where you're going through light even if it turns to yellow. X varies on the mph of the vehicle and the risk-tolerance of the driver. A feeling of relaxation often accompanies passing the event horizon of a traffic light, in particular when in a rush or for known long red lights.

I thought for sure we were already passed the traffic light event horizon, but Becky slammed on the breaks when the light turned yellow and my blue coconut slush fell and spilled all over the floormat or her Hyundai Elantra.

by Mr Nutes April 20, 2025

Gordular Horizon

The point of peak horizontal circumference near or relating to the gordula

Ima squanch her right in the gordular horizon!

by Falcore Fox November 21, 2020

The edge horizon

The point in edging, or in other stimulation, activities where orgasm becomes unavoidable.

Fuck. I passed the edge horizon and now I know im going to have to clean up.

by VigorousSplash April 24, 2024

Event Horizon

Thick hair around the anus or vagina.

Look out!" she said, "Your hand is being pulled into the event horizon!

by Hirsute Adventurer June 1, 2010

Deer Horizon

A rare occurrence in the natural world where so many deer are stampeding across the edge of one's line of sight that it appears as though the horizon is comprised of deer. Occurs approximately once in every 703.223 years.

HOLY SHIT DID YOU SEE THAT DEER HORIZON?

by Super Apple October 5, 2009