Bring Me The Horizon

A death core band that I, honestly, couldn’t give two shits about either way. They’re good, but I’ve only ever listened to two of their songs.

I will say this, though, they produced my favorite song TO THIS DAY AND ONWARD, wonderful life.

Me: *Singing silently* nobody cares if I’m dead or alive, oh what a wonderful liiife.
SO: Hey, whatcha doing?
Me: Just listening to wonderful life by Bring Me the Horizon
SO: Oh sweet, can I listen?
Me: Sure babe, take a seat.

by KingKrispy47 March 3, 2020

horizonity

Horizonity is a monotheistic religion that worships the man, the myth, the legend, Hey_ aka The Horizon. Horizonity is based on the movement, where players try to grief paid to win Minecraft servers by the ends of lagging, duping, crashing, converting, griefing, and more examples. The teachings of Horizonity are showcased in the subreddit r/AntiP2W or the Guilded Server.

Some of the recent Paid to win Minecraft Servers being griefed can be attributed to Horizonity.

by SuperCOOL1000Punk May 21, 2021

Animal Crossing: New Horizons

The relaxing, creative, and cutest game you'll ever play. Your Soul will be at its happiest here. (*^▽^)/★*☆♪

Jonny: have you played Animal Crossing: New Horizons? Emma: YES! Im so happy! Wanna join? Jonny: You bet.

by SuPeRJaCoBBrOs December 7, 2023

Deepwater Horizon Anal Fissure Event

While conducting anal sex, the pressure buildup of digestive gasses are much stronger than the inserted object's (penis, butt plug, baseball bat, etc.) friction seal and increased so much from the repeated pumping and agitation, that it causes an outwardly explosion of digested mass - typically diarrhea and gasses - all over the anal sex participant and surrounding surfaces; evocating a similar result likened to Deepwater Horizon.

Yo man, I took Mary to Taco Bell last night then back to my place for some loving. We tried anal for the first time and idk wtf happened but one second she said "uh oh" and the next second her anus exploded multiple streams of diarrhea all over me, the bed, floor and dog - I don't know what else to call it other than a Deepwater Horizon Anal Fissure Event.

by hazeyez October 16, 2022

Over-the-Horizon Strike

When an 80 year old white man kills brown kids with impunity and claims it's Trump's fault.

"The buck does not stop with me, Joe Biden, when I use Over-The-Horizon strikes to kill Brown kids."

by bmlt28 September 17, 2021

Traffic Light Event Horizon

While approaching a green traffic light when driving, it's the point you make a mental note of, X feet before the intersection, where you're going through light even if it turns to yellow. X varies on the mph of the vehicle and the risk-tolerance of the driver. A feeling of relaxation often accompanies passing the event horizon of a traffic light, in particular when in a rush or for known long red lights.

I thought for sure we were already passed the traffic light event horizon, but Becky slammed on the breaks when the light turned yellow and my blue coconut slush fell and spilled all over the floormat or her Hyundai Elantra.

by Mr Nutes April 20, 2025

vanishing horizon

Why your future, of course. It's all ending and there's no chance that it won't.

Gabe began to punch holes in his wall after having another sad dream. As he made hole after hole he screamed, "God damn this vanishing horizon!"

by von groovy June 26, 2024