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Holy Shitton

An ambiguously large number that is at least twice as large as a shitton, a portmanteau of "Holy Shit" and "Shitton"
Clone 12995: Dude, I just ate a holy shitton of enchiladas from Taco Clone!

Clone 65952: You're gonna shit yourself on the mission, you know.

Clone 12995: Yeah...
Holy Shitton by cee-em-kay April 5, 2011

Holy Shitmas 

a catastrophic event, that could end the world as we know it.
An extremely bad happening
Holy Shitmas dude! I set fire to my grandad's car
Holy Shitmas by FelixB666XD November 17, 2009

Holy shito 

T4M4RI / ADAMMURR4Y says HOLY SHITO when they are super surprised.
“HOLY SHITO… I’M SHITTING BRICKS RIGHT NOW!!”
Holy shito by ADAMMURR4Y June 23, 2023

holy shitterdoodles 

a phrase used when one sees an attractive guy.
holy shitterdoodles, did you see that marco?!

Holy Shitpuffins 

For when 'holy shit' just won't do.
Holy Shitpuffins! Did you just see that?
Holy Shitpuffins by NotADamnClue January 31, 2015

holy shitballs 

a young christian girl whos short. and well obviously has a face shaped like a ball. and enjoys customising shit and takeing rough concrete shits all over the placy
i clicked on a holy shitballs 's picture and then i clicked on another one. they were customized. the 2nd one had shit on her face