sneezin in the heater

Performing cunnilingus (see also:Sneezin in the cabbage}

So she's got her legs up in the air,I'm sneezin in the heater,when all of a sudden her friggin cat jumped up on the bed,an'decides to use my codsack fer a scratchin'post!!

by BigBlue57 August 14, 2006

hester

a UK variation of the popular American term “hooch”. although this female is hot, flirty and uses her sexual prowess to her advantage, she does not necessarily dress in a slutty fashion. Although she may seem proper on the outside, she has an active sexual mind. she is not afraid to use the work “cock”, or “cunt” freely, a key differentiation with her American counterpart.

Every guys deep down wants a hester.

by Berks May 17, 2006

hetemosexual

When an individual could be characterized as bisexual, this will indicate a frequency favoring herto-relations to homo-relations.

Yeah, I guess you could say that, but I'm more of a hetemosexual.

by smokesquantity April 18, 2004

hatter

1. A person who wears a hat
2. Misspelling of "hater".

Bob: I have a hat so i'm a hatter
Joe: kk

Joey: fnaf is a bunch of mediocre jumpscares
FNAF Fan: UMG UR SUCHA HATTERR.

by Gabbobler did nothing wrong February 13, 2015

the heater

gun, weapon with which to do bodily harm. see also peacemaker

Don't make me go to the trunk and grab the heater

by Dee December 28, 2004

No Hetero

To dispel any sexual or intimate connotations in a previous statement. Much like "no homo", but used in context with the opposite sex.

Can be used when a male is speaking to a female, or vise versa, and does not wish to infringe on existing relationships, or if the listener is too ugly to express intimate intentions, etc.

Josh: You have some huge tits (no hetero)
Kelly: Oh gr8, thanks!

Trace: I love you (no hetero)
Rachel: hahahahahha
i like that
its definitely an improvement on the no homo

by Trace32 February 20, 2011

heater flip

The act of flipping a cigarette (heater) out of your mouth and catching it back in your mouth whilst having it have spun on the Y-Axis during its flight.

Lamelo: "Yo, Perry, did you see @barstool sports post of that dude burning his mouth because he botched a heater flip?"

Perry: "No, Lamelo, this is seventh grade, I really don't care."

Lamelo: "Oh...I got a boge right here, should I try a heater flip?"

Perry: "I really don't care, sure."

Lamelo: *Attempts heater flip, cig lands in eye, loses left eye*

by 18 Hunnid LUNT March 15, 2017