PeeWee-Herman

When someone sticks there dick in a cookie

Peewee-Herman - to stick your dick in the cookies

by Richard long dangle July 31, 2023

herman

someone who is very strange and weird. he can be very funny at sometimes and others act like a complete psychopath. when he stares you down with his blank eyes you feel like the world is on fire.

that guy is really scaring me, hes probably a herman

by babycarrot69 December 26, 2018

Herman story

A story told in a nasally, droll tone, that has no intrinsic value, and seems to go on forever.

Oh God, here comes Henry. He's probably going to tell us a herman story.

by ArlingtonHilltops March 16, 2009

Perm Herman

Mislead adolescent son of a bitch who only thinks with his dick. Often consumes 100's of scrimp an hour to prove his muscles are bigger than yours.

Perm Herman will eat all the scrimp in the ocean

by dickgoesinya January 19, 2005

Herman

A woman who was a her and. Turned into a man. A her-man

Wow! Samantha went from Samantha to Sam. Shes a herman

by Slugnova September 22, 2025

Herman

Sometimes nicknamed "Hermie", this is an example of someone who has a micropenis. Sometimes it is a nickname for a micropenis itself. People nicknamed "Hermie" usually have the smallest penis because they want to disassociate from the nickname for a micropenis. Hermie's are also obese, repulsive, and will always be single. Most of them HATE when they are called Herman instead of hermie.

Guy: Your name sucks, Herman.
Herman: IT'S HERMIE!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!

Girl: Your penis is a Herman
Guy: I assume that means small?
Girl: Yes

by CallusIsHere March 12, 2022

Herman

Yeah, a pejorative possessive term to indicate than a man belonged to a woman through the shackles of the matriarchal institution of marriage, whereby, even though a man was not intimately tied to the reproductive cycle he was forced to provide for the family materially while also being distanced from it emotionally and spatially by working outside the home.

Margaret: have you seen Catherine's Herman? He's quite the breadwinner, and keeps his distance from the children, quite the ideal money source.
Noel: Yes, I only wish my Herman would stay out of the kitchen. He fancies himself a chef, but honestly, who ever heard of a man who could do anything other than work?
Both: *smug laughter*

by bi613en May 21, 2023