The Hawaiian SpermBender

A ancient God relating back to before the creation of anything, that could literally, mentally, and physically fuck anything that existed or had yet to exsist. It is stated that the Hawaiian SpermBender created a galaxy my mistakenly sticking his dick in a black hole, eventually leading to him busting his godly nut all over space and time.

Man I really felt like the Hawaiian SpermBender back at that party. I was fucking mad Bitches!

by The OG ReZ July 6, 2017

Hawaiian buttsex

The process of applying a pineapple ring over ones member before rear entry. A custom pineapple ring will be required if size matters. If you fit into the precut holes, you're either too young or not worth the effort!

He showed up for Hawaiian buttsex with canned pineapple so I got up and left.

by Vonslapherbottom September 18, 2017

Hawaiian Steamer

When you take a shit with the shower on

You could hear it she took a Hawaiian steamer

by Hellohowgoes April 1, 2025

Hawaiian volcano

Cock ass perturbing turbo charge anal cock up the dick hole whilst sitting upside down

Cockade lava Hawaiian volcano

by Hawaiian Volcano October 8, 2016

Hawaiian Slide

Suicide or to take one’s own life- based on an autocorrection of “suicide” that was posted to 4chan on 11/28/2020

I’m so depressed, I think I am going to Hawaiian Slide.

I think drugs and booze are going to make me do the Hawaiian Slide.

by Grubby_puppy_420 November 28, 2020

Hawaiian surprise

A “Hawaiian Surprise” is when you pause sexual intercourse by throwing a blanket over a girls head, in order to secretly put on a coconut bra and continue pounding without her knowing about your new wardrobe. Then when you’re ready you take the blanket off of her head, she’ll laugh, and her vagina will start to clench in and out for the ultimate “Hawaiian Surprise”

“My friend Brennen gave Zoey a Hawaiian Surprise last night.”

Any cool guy: “Really!! No way!”

by Gucci Da Vinci January 23, 2021

Hawaiian Butthole

An alcoholic beverage containing approximately 50% Malibu liquor, 20% coconut water, and 30% Red Bull Coconut (white) edition. It may sound fruity, but do not underestimate the hawaiian butthole. It has been known to sneak up on consumers and compel them to pop out fortnite dances like there’s no tomorrow. Be wary and drink responsibly.

Bartender: What can I get you?
Customer: Give me something good that will hit me like a freight train.
Bartender: Say no more. *mixes up a Hawaiian Butthole*

by slim timmy February 23, 2019