Short-Haired Porcupine

When a girl's hair down there stratches a clean-shaven guy's face, when he eats her out, the same way a guy's stubble would ussually stratch her part.

Can also be known as an Itchy Beaver, though that also has seperate meanings.

Gah! You're like a short-haired porcupine down there. My face feels like it is being scratched by wire.

by Pronema January 23, 2011

Sandy haired

Having dark blonde to light golden brown hair. Straw or sand colored hair.

The Sandy haired girl smiled back at her new friend.

by MarisaML May 12, 2018

Blue haired weredike

An insideous female creature that emerges from its child like cocoon, usually in college but sometimes before. It feeds off of attention through virtue signaling. The only way to destroy this vile beast is to ignore it.

Mother: My God, what has happened to our daughter.
Father : I feel she has turned into a blue haired weredike. Damn you to hell higher education.

by Herpatitis Aids July 10, 2020

Gray Haired Murderer

This googly eyes old ass fucker lives in the matsal and has pshycopatic tendency and crazy anger issues. He roams the school around lunch time trying to find his next victim. If someone shows up too early to the lunch he goes mentally insane. First, he screams his lungs out and turns red AS FUCK in the face. He kidnaps them and brutally murders them. This pussy ass later acts proud af after he cried as a little bitch.

Believe it or not , he is actually a cannibal. He loves human flesh and he loves latex suits.

Wait how much is the clock?
11:12
WAIT DONT GO IN THE MATSAL ITS TO EARLY
Too late, the gray haired murderer is coming

by Mr. Dari0002 January 20, 2022

fair-haired

having light or blond hair

I remembered being just sixteen and kissing red-cheeked, fair-haired girl.

by ExpertYuz February 21, 2014

Hatre

A more refined, posher version of hatred. Pronounced in a horrible attempt at a French accent.

I hatre Americans, and yer ma.

by EmSixTeen September 18, 2005

Baw-haired

To get somewhere in the nick of time or by a fine margin, a margin as fine as a single baw-hair.

"Just baw-haired another train tae Edinburgh. I was sweating like a beast by the time I got to my seat. If I'd have missed it I'd have had tae shell oot another £90 for the next fucking train. And it's a good job I didn't, cos I dinnae get paid til Tuesday."

by FunkyGman April 9, 2021