dandy handy

When one holds the base of a man's penis and blows air across the tip until the man reaches orgasm and all the seeds fly away.

Steve is into some really weird things, He made me give him a dandy handy the other day.

by Cereal dick February 10, 2015

butt handy

A guy grinds on a girl. Suddenly, to his great surprise, a human hand emerges directly from her hindquarters and proceeds to grasp then stroke his member. Butt handy.

Did Sean tell you he got a butt handy from his girlfriend Missy??

by Turler August 3, 2018

Handy capable

It’s when someone is not like completely stupid

“ my dog ran into a glass door he’s handy capable “

by Kaceyw January 23, 2019

Tokyo Handy

A sexual act where a man has sex with a pregnant woman and receives a hand job from the unborn baby.

Dude, I was having sex with my girlfriend and totally got a Tokyo Handy!

by fuuuucccckk January 9, 2012

Handy Andy

When one male gives another male a handjob.

The date went so well with Nick last night that I ended up giving him a Handy Andy.

by Hakky123 October 24, 2012

Afghani Handy

An Afghani Handy is when a women, preferably of Middle Eastern descent, wipes her ass with one hand after taking a shit. Once she does this she proceeds to give you, or the male a hand job with the same hand.

"Hey remember that exchange student from Iran? Well last night she gave me a Afghani Handy!"

by bssknox December 10, 2009

handi-capped

v. (past tense) to shoot a person who is disabled

I couldn't take it any more... Timmay just refused to shut up, so I handi-capped his ass.

by havwingswillfly July 12, 2010