ho hummish

adj. Moderately bleak state of being. Similar to eeyoriffic but not so gloomy.

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I don't think I’ll go out tonight. I feel a bit ho hummish.

by gnostic3 December 21, 2017

dirty hamish

When your friend comes over and starts flapping your schlong under your desk

My friend came over and we performed the dirty hamish

by townerw August 26, 2024

hairy hamish the chunky monkey

somebody who looks like a twink but is really fucking hairy mainly in there butthole but also on the chest waist belly balls fuckin pubes nipples asshole hairs

Anna: woah he looks like the twinkiest dude ive ever seen: nicole:i know right but i saw him without his shirt on he was just like hairy hamish the chunky monkey

by Ari xaiver gordon June 7, 2025

doing a Hamish

A Hamish is both a sexual act and also a form of preemptive abortion. Rather than being inseminated and carrying a foetus to until child (see “Cum pet”) birth, one swallows the seamen. To get the full “Hamish” experience a red handkerchief is used by one of the parties, usually the receiver of the seamen.

I knew the guy I was seeing had a weird kink about cats and shoes, so when he was getting close I made sure there were no more pets to be involved and in between screams of pleasure yellowed out “ I’m not on birth control, how about doing a Hamish”

by Downieprincess December 1, 2024