Gilbert

An awesome guy/girl who wanted a new name because the name given was complete shit, their parents thought it would be unique but instead they gave the poor kid was given a misspelled mispronounced never found on a coke bottle name.

Demi : "I hate my name."

Tillee : "I know we'll change your name!"
Demi : " Your right call me Gilbert!"

by Gilbertkiddo August 9, 2018

Gilbert

Gilbert can get all the pussy gilbert has the largest cock out of every cock ever (normally over 16 feet long)

oh my god that guy is such a Gilbert

by duckyourmom January 12, 2022

Gilberto

That one mexican uncle

My uncle Gilberto is such a pedophile

by crackkills420 January 13, 2015

Gilbert

A common nickname for kids from Minnesota. Not to be confused with the word Gildo although both go hand in hand. Typically Gilberts cannot pronounce common words like nickel and they often sound like they are saying neckle due to a Northern accent.

Kenny: Gilbert can I borrow a nickel for the pop machine?

Gilbert: Sure mate, I have a neckle I can spare. Let me go in my pocket and get you one.

by madduxsp April 16, 2009

Gilbert

The wackest guy there is. The name Gilbert is derived from the word Wack. A Gilbert is known to function on nothing but wackness, wild gilberts love to pray on defenseless wacks in the wild. Also a Gilbert cannot function with being wack. Gilberts are very commonly known for being wack from head to toe. It had been said that all of the world's wackness is overflow that radiates off of Gilbert from being too wack.

Look at that Gilbert he is so wack.

by Pacs9228 June 1, 2018

gilbert paterson middle school

Gilbert Paterson Middle School is located in Lethbridge, Alberta, Canada. And is full of rich annoying Mormons who get offended by the slightest things, and poor kids who smoke marijuana. It is also full of attention whores who cut/threaten to kill themselves on a daily basis.

Person #1: Hey you must go to Gilbert Paterson Middle School

Person#2: yeah I do how did you know?

Person #1: you're Mormon.

by Pinguthepenguin77 October 26, 2017

Gilbert"Pelon"Saldana

If you know this. Person then you already know that Pelon is a great father, a supporting friend, kind uncle, a loving Godfather, an amazing son, a fun cousin, and most loyal and loved brother. To know this person is to love this person. He is funny and smart. He loves his family and friends. Gilbert P Saldana will leave an empty place in your life that will never be filled, once he is gone.

I lost the most amazing person in my life, and his name was Gilbert"Pelon"Saldana.

by Louden clear June 28, 2020