Bacteria Grabber

An aggressive person that has a funny name or a person who makes fun of your wealth.

That Bacteria Grabber has quite a funny name.
That Bacteria Grabber making fun of me!

by That0neperson May 28, 2023

Scone Grabber

A child or children.

Heard they had another little scone grabber, thats 3 now!

by necrofeltch July 2, 2020

Gooch grabber

A person who sneaks from behind in the army crawl position to an unsuspecting victim and grabs the gooch skin, squeezes, tickles, then smells their fingers which were used on the gooch.

There’s a reason why we call Alex the ”gooch grabber” and it’s the same reason why we have locks on the bathroom stalls.

by Yacomistemipito May 31, 2023

Groom grabber

The female friend of a groom-to-be who decides to confess her love for him in a last ditch effort, at the worst possible time - right before or near the end of engagement.

Candace isn't coming to the wedding anymore; she turned out to be a groom grabber and confessed her love after she got the wedding invitation.

by NoYouDidNOT September 25, 2010

Turf Grabbers

When a person, typically a girl, has toes that are longer than her open toe shoes or sandals. The toes appear to be grabbing at the turf when she walks due to her shoes being too small or ill fitting.

Dude #1: "Hey bro, look at that girl she is smokin' hot!"

Dude #2: "Yeah she is, too bad she has Turf Grabbers. Look at how long her toes are!"

by Keppppp November 10, 2010

Money Grabber

A prostitute

I paid 10$ to have oral sex with a money grabber

by H4Z3L34442 July 2, 2025

grocery grabber

A crash old mini van, usually seen driven by a mom.

Eugene: "we're 55% of the way from huston to Washington, up until now we've had an armored military vehicle for transport and we lost 8 people."
"They're gone."
"I can't imagine we'd have better luck with that grocery grabber we picked up."

by coubatis May 27, 2018