Capcom gooner

Someone who plays any Capcom game solely to goon to the characters in it. These people are usually Leon Kennedy fangirls or degenerates that slobber over Chun Li.
Becky: I’m gonna start playing devil may cry soon!
Emma: Oh? Are you interested in gaming?
Becky: No I saw a Dante edit earlier and i just have to play it.
Emma: Ugh you’re such a Capcom gooner
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Gooner

1. Someone who frequently goons, and only goons
2. A good friend
3. Someone who likes being talked dirty to
My boy Barry is a massive gooner
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Perpetual Gooner

Referring to a person who has become so lost in the sauce of pornography or other stimulating media, that they lose access to their higher brain function, seeing the world as a complete goon fest, masturbating dozens of time a day, often leading to decreased productivity in their daily lives, along with the destruction of friendships and other personal relationships.
Danny: Hey do you know if Matt is gonna come rock climbing with us this weekend?

Seth: Really Danny? Matt has become a fucking perpetual gooner, I haven’t even heard from him in weeks, I really doubt he’s coming with us this weekend.

Danny: …fuck… I miss him man.

Seth: *sigh* Me too man.
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Gooner

An affectionate nickname for fans of Arsenal Football Club, one of England's most successful football teams. It originates from the club's primary nickname, "The Gunners," which reflects Arsenal's historical association with the military and artillery. Eventually evolving into "Gooner". That and they masturbate for hours on end. Hypnotizing themselves through prolonged edging until they are too gone from society. Odd bunch to sexualize a sport.
"Oi, bruv, you seen that lot down bad at the pubhub? Proper Gooner madness, bloody focused!"
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AI gooner

Using AI as to not have to use your brainpower for productive tasks,

instead opting to use your brain for useless, unproductive time wasters.
Livio is a total AI gooner. He just lets claude write his unit tests while he runs it down in league.
by RangedDeer July 23, 2025
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Gooner

A male who watches porn all day long while masturbating
People who might be gooners: EquinoX, JVZ, ! Hyperscale_, Swagkisser, Mrow, cnnr, Raian, Wintrius, bowsers sourpuss bread enjoyer (DEFINETLY A GOONER), Tasque, What was he cooking?, And 200 Others
People who are not gooners: everyone other than Raian
Raian:i gooned too hard.. lost the record..
Everyone: gooner (funny discord gif)
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certified gooner

a person who goons all the time. by all the time I mean all the time. I mean they have a 34 hour gooning streak over the weekend, and they wonder why they are tired all the time. they goon in school, in work (if they manage to get a job) they goon at home most often and they even goon at family gatherings.
dog, i managed to goon for 78 hours a couple days ago
so that's why you weren't at school you certified gooner, and stop looking at my tits loser
But why? I am the epiphony of rizz
i will let you think that
wanna be my sex toy?
*dials 911
by himolton April 25, 2024
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