gooneral

a funeral for one who has been caught gooning in public and commits suicide as a result

see nautica malone

yeah i'm going to attend a gooneral
what the fuck

by the wenis January 31, 2025

gooner

you. we all know you beat yo shlong imaginary fine shyts

that fat guy is such a gooner he pmo

by Unknown180272 April 23, 2025

Gooner

Someone who participates in the act of gooning (masturbating) and is disturbingly proud of it.

Person 1: Bruh I came all day to those pics
Person 2: Wtf is wrong with you, gooner

by Ihavenolife_68421 May 11, 2024

Gooner

commonly refers to guys that have a blue car that constantly breaks and is falling apart, usually have a name like callum

callum is such a gooner

by cookie fella May 9, 2025

Gooner

1. Someone who frequently goons, and only goons
2. A good friend
3. Someone who likes being talked dirty to

My boy Barry is a massive gooner

by PinDarkShadow May 2, 2024

Gooner

An affectionate nickname for fans of Arsenal Football Club, one of England's most successful football teams. It originates from the club's primary nickname, "The Gunners," which reflects Arsenal's historical association with the military and artillery. Eventually evolving into "Gooner". That and they masturbate for hours on end. Hypnotizing themselves through prolonged edging until they are too gone from society. Odd bunch to sexualize a sport.

"Oi, bruv, you seen that lot down bad at the pubhub? Proper Gooner madness, bloody focused!"

by UniversalTruths December 20, 2024

Gooner Artist

A gooner artist is a person from the tiktok art community who hates another person's artwork especially young artists
For example the "LUNA" situation where a kid made art of an oc called Luna and one asshole started to hate it and caused the comments to him (instigator)

There are many artists supporting her and your just a gooner artist

by Ur stinky March 29, 2025