Gooner

A person who sits in a basement and plays video games all day

“Have you seen Jacob?”

“No he’s been gooning with the other gooners all day”

by Adam sandal May 13, 2025

Goonerism

The religion of being a gooner and worshipping the Eye of Rah. Often leaving its members a martyr and uniting for goonsesh's with other members.

Cafe Worker: Sir, have you been here before?
Goon Lord: Yes.
Cafe Worker: Sir, you need to leave.
Goon Lord: But miss, I'm a part of Goonerism

by SigmaSigmaOnTheWall January 29, 2025

Gooner

Me.
You.
Us.

We are gooners.

You: I just gooned to timeskip iwaizumi from haikyuu last night!
Me: SAME!1!1 gooner bros!

by Saccharineeva September 13, 2025

D1 Gooner

Someone who is serverly addicted to porn, sexual pleasure, or "gooning"

My son is a D1 gooner

I am a D1 gooner

by The One Who Goons November 28, 2024

Gooner

Someone who partakes in gooning

IE: Philippe Parr

You are a mad gooner !!

by Helper worder July 11, 2025

Capcom gooner

Someone who plays any Capcom game solely to goon to the characters in it. These people are usually Leon Kennedy fangirls or degenerates that slobber over Chun Li.

Becky: i’m gonna start playing devil may cry soon!
Emma: Oh? Are you interested in gaming?
Becky: No I saw an edit of Dante earlier and just knew.
Emma: Ugh your such a Capcom gooner

by Leafae May 19, 2025

Desktop Gooner

A desktop gooner is someone who masturbates on their desktop computer, at their desk, rather than in their bed like a normal fucking person.

Person 1: You see Philip over there?
Person 2: Yeah, what about him?
Person 1: He's a Desktop Gooner! I caught him desktop gooning in a discord call last night.

by ppbob February 27, 2025