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Golden Yarmulke

A circular bald patch on the top-back portion of the head most often found on men from 17 - 53 who are experiencing hair loss. Because of the location of the patch it is typically tan.
After Bill's wife caught him in bed with another man, the radius of his Golden Yarmulke seemed to increase at a much faster clip.
by leveller225 September 15, 2004
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Golden Teapot

The act of tea bagging a male or female and then finishing them off by initiating a steady stream of urine into their mouth. The urine is then ingested. This act is more prevalent in the male homosexual community.

A Golden Teapot can be with cream or without. (ejaculating first into the mouth or after.)
You - Hey Uncle Jacob, I'm kinda thirsty, Golden Teapot?

Jacob - Well your dad is still working the fields, and this coffee is going right through me, I could probably brew a quick pot for you real quick-like. Make your face my toilet seat.

You - Thanks Uncle! You're the best!
by Shad0wStalk3r March 19, 2013
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Golden angel

Golden angel is the god of this multiverse. Golden angel shall cleanse the world. Golden angel shall save rifo from his endless point n click misery. Golden angel is REDEACTED
And most of all, Golden angel shall overthrow strimp from his dark throne.
GOL-
GOLDEN ANGEL!??!?!?
by Marx soul October 12, 2020
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Golden Ham

A real or fictitious golden trophy or medal depicting a large ham which is awarded every Sunday morning to that member of a fraternatiy (or other group of male friends) who fucked the fattest chick over the weekend.
Example 1: Did you see that cow that Jeff hooked up with on Friday night? Unless Mike pulls fat Sandy off waivers tonight, I don't see how Jeff doesn't pick up the Golden Ham this week.

Example 2: After three straight weeks of winning the Golden Ham, Dave decided he would just jerk himself off all weekend and not go out.
by Stevo C. December 9, 2008
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Golden Mudbucket

A sexual act where one partner gapes their anus, and the other partner urinates into it.
Charlie suggested that the pair engage in a golden mudbucket, but was taken aback when he found out he would be the bucket.
by MisterNefarious November 28, 2012
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golden sheep

Noun; a successful child that came from a humble upbringing.
My doctor isn't really a black sheep, more of a golden sheep.
by zzzquil April 25, 2014
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Golden Rhombus

A Golden Rhombus is a sex act where-in exactly four people urinate on a fifth. The 'Rhombus' comes from the necessity for the four pissers to be aligned at unequal angles to avoid crossfire and obtain optimal coverage.
Yeah all four of them gave her a golden rhombus, it was totally not awesome.

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by jbolivar June 28, 2012
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