Wine Gift, The
The gift of just getting better with age. Usually referring strictly to some one's physical appearance, but can mean physically and mentally.
The gift of just getting better with age. Usually referring strictly to some one's physical appearance, but can mean physically and mentally.
Person 1: I just saw Joanne the other day. She is 42 and still a size 5!
Person 2: She must have the Wine Gift.
Person 2: She must have the Wine Gift.
by Charlie2991 June 16, 2010
Get the Wine Gift mug.I was always amazed with my musical abilities, in that, I could spontaneously make up humorous lyrics for country songs in real time...especially when I was drunk. Turns out its so formulaic that any moron can do it. DAMN!! I thought I was piss gifted
by GlobalMessenger January 9, 2015
Get the Piss Gifted mug.A gift fart is the product of gift farting wherein a farter exudes a foul odour into the proximity then leaves the area so as to be remembered by the people remaining in the room or to place blame on another.
Ah man, I just left a bunch of gift farts throughout the party as I was heading for the garden. I was like a human muck spreader.
by The Joff. November 12, 2013
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Get the Amazon gift mug.A touching and moving short story by O. Henry that has stood the test of time as a poetic example of sacrificial love.
P: Have you read that book called The Gift of the Magi?
A: Yeah, that is one of the purest demonstrations of true love.
A: Yeah, that is one of the purest demonstrations of true love.
by anongirl456 September 19, 2020
Get the The Gift of the Magi mug.A gift given to the host of a party as a gesture of thanks for their invitation.
Can include items such as flowers, a bottle of wine or food.
Can include items such as flowers, a bottle of wine or food.
by mooooonlight April 6, 2017
Get the host gift mug.Having earned the admiration/respect/affection of another person to the extent that they will give you a token of their feelings voluntarily and without expectation of repayment.
A: Bought you something!
P: Ohhhhh.... I really wish you hadn't.
A: Oh, you'll think differently when you see what it is! Spent very little, if that's what you're worried about.
P: Yeah, but I also haven't been gift-worthy in quite a while...
A: Oh whatever! Gift-worthy isn't even a real thing. You just made that up.
P: Ohhhhh.... I really wish you hadn't.
A: Oh, you'll think differently when you see what it is! Spent very little, if that's what you're worried about.
P: Yeah, but I also haven't been gift-worthy in quite a while...
A: Oh whatever! Gift-worthy isn't even a real thing. You just made that up.
by Clark Can't May 24, 2017
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