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How to get rid of Crabs

The way to get rid of crabs. To get rid of crabs first you must shave one half of your pubic hair. Then take a bottle of liquor and saturate the remaining pubic hair. Then you must take a hand full of sand and sprinkle it on the shaved side. The crabs will then proceed to get drunk, come out of the forest and throw rocks at each other.
Shane looked up on the internet how to get rid of crabs and found that you must get a bottle of Jack Daniels, a handful of sand, and a razor..............
by Brian Eli George July 16, 2008
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get next to you

To get with you. It's like saying I wanna be your man/girl.
...as in "I'm tryna get next to you." Go listen to some Al Green if you don't know what I mean.
by Sanju July 23, 2008
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I'll get back to you on that one

A phrase often used to indicate to you that:
1. The person has absolutely no idea what you just said.
2. You are a complete loser and the other person just does not want to talk to you.
3. Is trying to avoid the question.
Did you hear our professor's ludicrous rant on the consequences of mal-formed subprime mortgate ratings?
-Uh, I'll get back to you on that one.

Hey man, wanna go somewhere?
-I'll get back to you on that one.

Hey, where's that 10 bucks I lent you the other day?
-I'll get back to you on that one.
by DanLi February 18, 2010
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an excuse to get out of work

death is just a an excuse to get out of work
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I’m going to get milk

Not returning home ever again
“Wife/ child I’m going to get milk” - then never comes back
by L3KE August 5, 2021
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Time to get ethnic

A phrase to describe an imminent act of wild, crazy, drunken, inappropriate behavior that can include getting naked, dancing on furniture, cursing, telling disturbing jokes, breaking stuff and/or yelling at strangers.
Benny: Oh Rick, I am sorry to hear you lost your favorite sweater vest today.

Rick: It totally blows Benny! I LOVED that sweater vest. I am so pissed and have been drinking for the past 4 hours. It is so time to get ethnic!
by MissSassyNicoleB August 27, 2012
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To get Up'ed

When a special/valuable person or character dies on a TV show or movie.
"Do you want to watch John Wick?" "No, I just watched the final episode of HIMYM and I don't want to get Up'ed again"
by Sletraket February 25, 2020
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