fungus-pilled

When you don't take the red or blue pill but instead just take the pill of which ever side is bigger/popular.

Bro, you are so fungus-pilled with the way you always follow what people tell you!

by TheJuicyOne September 19, 2023

Wire Fungus

When you see a lot of birds squished together on a wire.

Dang, look at the wire fungus today.

by Ev08 January 10, 2022

fungus queen

Refering to the super mario super show, a fungus queen is when you are the queen of the mushroom kingdom

I have got you now you little fungus queen

by Groovy Pete January 24, 2017

fungus dingus

Fungus on your penis

I GOT A FUNGUS DINGUS

by KUCHKOS August 17, 2017

fungus fingers

Where you finger a blue waffle and get all of the puss on your fingers

oh dude, I heard you got fungus fingers of that girls blue waffle!

by westy lad February 25, 2011

Foochie fungus

When the spaces in between your toes have a black sort of toe jam in between them. Toe jam sounds weird whereas foochie fungus sounds classy and more sophisticated.

“Bro why is there some big ass toe jam inbetween your toes man?”
“Bro it’s called foochie fungus man!”
“Oh yeah sorry bro, anyway, thats some big ass foochie fungus you got there bro.”
“Thanks bro it means a lot”

by Lord have mercy on my soul August 26, 2019

Not A Dank Fungus

Is rad, but is not gay

Not A Dank Fungus is quite rad

by Not A Dank Fungus May 27, 2021