Presumption of Fuckery

That apprehensive feeling you get whenever dealing with any sales reps, repair people, or upon receiving any shipment, since you can rest assured that: a) the sales rep is bullshitting you, b) the repair person effed up, and c) something got busted, missed, or otherwise messed up in your shipment.

“When that truck driver just grinned after I asked about the busted carton he wanted me to sign for, I was hit with a strong presumption of fuckery.”

by JohnnyShabazz September 3, 2018

holy shit fuckery

An expression of wonder and disbelief at something that just happened that defies common expletives.

You laptop breaks for the 8th time this week, during midterms, when you were almost done with two papers and have to restart both of them several hours before they're due. You also have had no sleep and your plans to get schwasted the night before were thwarted by the technological failures of the week and you end up collapsing from exhaustion at 6:30 am after working all night only to lose all progress. The next morning, you wake up and head to your chemistry class only to fall asleep outside of the classroom and wake up after the class is over. After class ends, you still have to finish your papers. As you sit down to finish your paper, you find that your laptop broke again. Your response is to scream "HOLY SHIT FUCKERY!"

by thegoddamnroommates October 31, 2011

reflexive self-fuckery

A default setting in which a person repeatedly self-destructs.

Now living out his remaining years inside prison, he is and always has been an expert in the fine art of reflexive self-fuckery.

by Dr Bunnygirl December 8, 2019

Black Magic Fuckery

The weirdest form of picture you'll ever fucking see. Like seeing Paris Hilton shopping at Wal-Mart for clothes, or Charlie Sheen actually losing. You just don't see imagine it ever happening.

Black Magic = Voodo or some shit

Fuckery = Fucking all that shit up

Person 1: "Dude I just saw Hitler flying a magic carpet"
Person 2: "NO FUCKIN WAY MAN"
Person 1: "There's some Black Magic Fuckery up in here"

by Peanut Butter Chap-Stick November 18, 2011

!get role fuckery

Well well well, you’re learning so quickly but the next puzzle is quiet tricky.
~alex

use !get role fuckery in the commands stupid, its not that hard.

by Alex the Deity May 11, 2020

flim flam fuckery

A person or situation of extreme absurdity and or/foolishness. Something that causes one to disbelieve what they've seen and/or heard. An appearance so foul as to deter one from engaging in contact.

mMn, did you seen wtf that chick had on? That was some flim flam fuckery

by Aj Ghost October 20, 2010

butt-fuckery bullshit

A term used to describe something strange or irregular, particularly regarding suspected sexual activities.

Person 1 hears a clapping noise in the next room
Person 1 to Person 2: “Just what type of butt-fuckery bullshit were you doing in there?”
Person 2: “…”

by person 9 June 1, 2021