The Stoik Foundation

An organization that supports Stoik above all. It was founded on May 26, 2019, yet it is still making progress as it grows as a community. Not to be confused with a cult, The Stoik Foundation is a system, created by a group of heart-felt teenage entrepreneurs who wish for one thing and one thing only, and that is the well-being of humankind as a species. These teenagers realized that the best way to instill happiness within civilians is to manifest the stoik ideology among them, and in doing so eradicate its biggest obstacle, which happens to be a group of people known as 'waterm*lon enthusiasts'.

Simaal: "WATERM*ELON! WATERM*LON! WATERM*LON! I AM A WATERM*LON ENTHUSIAST!"

Yusuf: Damn you, filthy uncultured swine! Don't ever say the w word in front of me again, for I am a proud member of The Stoik Foundation!

Chorus: (person 1) Yeah you tell him!

Chorus: (Everyone) STOIK! STOIK! STOIK! STOIK!

by pootootoo June 1, 2022

CONGRATULATIONS YOU FOUND ME

MAYBE OR MAYBE NOT I LITTLE SPONGE AND TRY ANOTHER ONE?

THIS IS NOT AN ARG. MAYBE IT IS. MAYBE I AM LYING.

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YOU FOUND IT. CONGRATULATIONS YOU FOUND ME.

by anonymous June 8, 2022

Wow, you've found them all.

What you say when you try really hard for something and get a crappy prize.

The phrase comes from the SNES game "Super Mario RPG". When you find all the hidden question blocks, a treasure chest in Monstro town counting down how many you've found tells you the saying.

Person 1: Great job! You just ran the length of the entire Earth! Have a ribbon!

Person 2: Wow, you've found them all.

by MarkIsACat June 2, 2011

Uh oh, You found the toothpaste!

When somebody finds the toothpaste and you don’t wanna brush your teeth.

Person 1: I don’t wanna clean my teeth!
Person 2: But I found the toothpaste.
Person 1: Uh oh, you found the toothpaste!

by PizzaHutFan209 February 3, 2023

frendephiliac

one who loves to bite lips

Yeah, me and Meero were making out last night at the party. She's a total frendephiliac.

by Whorehouse&Stopsign January 11, 2009

found the honda civic

what you hit back with when someone says found the mobile user.

*le browsing reddit comments*
guy 1: R/<insert random sub name here>
guy 2: FoUnD tHe MoBiLe UsEr
guy 3: bruh... FOUND THE HONDA CIVIC

by RealJamesSchmurr June 2, 2020

I Found My B

A phrase used when someone makes you mad, you respond by saying "I found my 'B'".

This means you are so angry that you would like to make them eat someone's ass hole. At the same time, someone else eats the person who made you mad's ass hole.

Man Evan still owes me money, it looks like I found my B.

by 12 Hundred September 11, 2010