Fruity Drank

A colorful sugary concoction (alcoholic or non-alcoholic) that women of all ages seemingly gravitate to when parched or just plain bored.

**FDA Disclaimer**
For men, this beverage almost inevitably leads to painful gut rot and being labeled a homo.

Jim: Dude, where are all the chicks?
Bo: They're all at Joe's place. They caught scent of that homo's fruity dranks.
Jim: Fuckin fruity dranks.

by @FruityDranks August 11, 2010

fruity friday

When it is a friday you can be as fruity as you want

straight guy: bro what the fuck you just kissed me

straight guy but kind of sus: nah bro it's fruity friday
straight guy: oh bet, let me smooch that fatty then baby

by Lil Big Snacks September 16, 2021

Straight and fruity

Likes the same sex but isnt quite homosexual

“Hey Kayla I heard you like girls”

“Not really, only this one girl”

“Oh so youre just straight and fruity”

by Yagurlll✨ September 23, 2021

fruity punch

When you go to haves sex and you secretly stick an apple or Apple seed in her vagina

Rick: well if you like fisting than your gonna love this I call it.. Fruity punch!

Becca: oh yea!! Wait why is it round??

by Fruity punch February 21, 2014

Fruity Larry

The sexual act of squirting a fruit cup out of ones anus, usually into the mouth of a partner

Man I saw this sick video of these two chicks giving each other a fruity larry, so no, I dont want a peach.

by giggles mctits May 04, 2010

Fruity Ass

Someone who likes fruits and is also an ass

The fuck, your fruity ass did not just touch ma food.

by Jayjay21 March 17, 2015

fruity peach

Fruity peaches refer to any lesbian's cootch.

Man, fuck the regulars, you have to try the fruity peaches sometime.

by Ryan Profit May 09, 2008