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fort valley

a small town in the state of georgia that is over populated by racist black people and illegal mexicans.
don't walk the streets of fort valley at night time
by sarahbear7607 June 12, 2008
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fort loramie

A town where stumpy fat people come from, aka hill jack's. They only listen to country and drink insane amounts of beer. Also they host the largest Hill Jack concert every year in July, Country Concert, more "white trash" babies are conceived her in five days then any NASCAR/ trans am back seat in the past 20 years.
While visiting Fort Loramie I heard the biography of Dale Earnhardt 5 times from 100 different people, all were named John and they were all born in the same week in April.
by ssheppa February 14, 2012
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fort jizz

The place where Sleepy Hollow and Tarrytown stoners and drunks go to "party," look like idiots, and then get caught by the cops.
omg we r sooo cool cuz we go 2 fort jizz and get drunk and get hiiigh even tho we rnt cuz were all a bunchh of stupid highskoll kidz who tink dey r hott shitzz.
by Dipsettt December 24, 2005
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Fort Atkinson

Very boring town, full of stuck up people.
by I hate you, yes you. June 18, 2008
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Fort Lupton

An eye sore town located in Southern Weld County, Colorado. Fort Lupton is a rural community populated largely by migrant field Mexicans and Samalian gang bangers. The town is bare and less than attractive to drive through; much less, live in.

But on a better note, the town does have several good factors going for it. The free medical clinic, mental health facility, abundance of liquor stores, and AA meetings to cancel out said liquor stores are second only to neighboring town, Hudson.
Pedro: Sup Chone, wanna go but some drugs in Fort Lupton?
Gomez: Aight homes, but where do we go for it?
Pedro: We just start knocking on doors, we usually get lucky pretty quick.
Gomez: Let's go!
by FL=BFE October 13, 2011
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Fort Stockton TX

A small town in which smells of semi truck egsost and road kill. also known for that big ass bird in the middle of the highway (the highway is the town) also a great place to nock up a mexican 12 year old typical of Fort Stockton's youth.
Billy: have you ever gone to Fort Stockton TX?
sue: If you mean i have slipped in dead cat guts in the taco bell drive thru then yes...
Billy: YEAH stop making fun of Fort Stockton and its taco bell, it employs the whole town besides the cocaine...
by tacob911 August 21, 2010
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Fort LeBoeuf

The worst school district that has ever existed. Filled to the brim with hicks. They say they smoke weed but it is really 95% tobacco. All the girls there are either transgender or furries. This causes all the guys to become confused and just fuck there cows, because all LeBoeuf students own one. Every student has at least 5 diseases all starting with the letter H. They have an unofficial dress code of jeans, a flannel shirt, and boots.
FLB Student: I got some crazy pussy last night.
Guy: Shut the fuck up you go th Fort LeBoeuf cow pussy doesn’t count.
by IEatCat420 March 6, 2019
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