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fat lap

when you eat a lot of food then suddenly feel the need to walk around because your're uncontrolably full.
marissa: oh my god im so full i ate so much!

emily: all right we are taking a fat lap around the place!!!
by LETTER Y EMBRACER August 13, 2011
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victory lap

1. to give a girl really hot sex and still have enough stamina afterward to give her more
The way that fox in the open-back dress is looking at me, she pretty much has a guaranteed victory lap.
by FightinEngineer March 1, 2011
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Pussy Laps

When she puttin that little pussy to work... Doin what she gotta do to keep it looking like a 22 pew pew pew
She made 10 more Pussy Laps.
by Fun-Size May 29, 2021
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lap lasagna

A derogatory term for a woman's vagina, more so if said woman is suffering from a yeast infection and her period at the same time.
Tim: "Damn, lemme get a piece of that lap lasagna, girl".
by DrDovah187 July 31, 2016
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Lap 7

When you are on the final lap of baby park in mario kart. (Or you just want to run 7 laps irl)
Guy 1: Ok Guys 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6. Yall will have a race at baby park . There are 7 laps cuz the track is so smol.
*6 laps later*
Final Lap!!! (Lap 7)
Guy 5: I will never be bea- o no a blue shell.
Guy 6: Think again Guy 5!
Guy 3: *Zooms past Guy 5 and 6.* I WINNNN!!!
Guy 2, 4, 5, and 6: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
by ¯\_㋡_/¯ May 3, 2021
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lap vermin

The paper ad inserts found in all magazines that fall out on you.
Cripes! Lookit these lap vermin all over my lap and the floor!
by Roger Mexico August 28, 2009
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lap cookie

Noun; When a person gives someone a lap dance and leaves a poop on their lap.
"Things were amazing until Janet left me a lap cookie."
by Delaneymeno September 8, 2016
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