Rear Entertainment System

A male or female's entertainment rich rump. Usually well formed, large but not overboard.

Can be abbreviated as RES, or just Rear Entertainment.

Wow (he/she) has quite the rear entertainment system.

Looks at the size of that RES!

And I thought my Hummers RES was fly!

by Cinap April 7, 2009

rear windowed

When a women usually older than a man's

Tries desperately to find him a good match
Though she really wants to make a tool for women's needs

What happened to your butt bro?
My new gf rear windowed me, my wallet, my life and my family

by ĒdōnīItaAkanīya June 12, 2025

Rear Jerker

Adj. Something that jerks your rear. Causes your emotions to played with.

Today's episode of General Hospital was a rear jerker!

by Magenmagen April 12, 2019

Steer the rear

A song created by Irish singer Marty Mone

The song is about young Irish car enthusiasts who like diffin usually driving an Altezza, IS200, Twincam or any rwd car.

Mickey: Hey Tom did ya hear Marty Mones new song Steer the rear
Tom: Oh yeah that song was class

by It’sDoleDay January 12, 2020

Rear Masking

The same as Masking but it involves placing the entire man package, thats balls and all, in someones ass during intercourse. This way its a sport two men can enjoy as well as heterosexual couples.

Keith: Are you alright Trev? You're walking like you've had an accident.

Trev: Na man last night me and my lady tried a bit of Rear Masking and that shit aint no picnic on your ballsack.

by King Simmo November 14, 2013

rear bourne ranger

a military guy who enjoys anal sex

hey look at that guy in the bdu's he is a rear bourne ranger

by frmn November 10, 2007

Cut your rear bumper off

Implying you would like to cut off a man’s pants and motorboat a man’s bunghole

Come here good looking, let me cut your rear bumper off!

by PodiumFinish January 2, 2025