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Toilet Flushing

When you're about to win Fortnite when the controller disconnects, you rage so much you flush the fortnite disk down the toilet
Ninja: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Me: ...
Ninja: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Me: *hears toilet getting flushed in the background*
Me again: Ninja's Toilet Flushing
by ZeBurgerCow June 15, 2018
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Flush Misting

When you are finished with the toilet, but you stay seated whilst flushing to allow the mist produced by the toilet to caress your underside - creating a moist (but not wet) tingling sensation on the lower ballsack.
Neil: Am I the only person who uses the toilet for Flush Misting?

Dave: Yes, you weird, weird person...
by Neil'sDadisABumber June 10, 2016
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Second flush

When you have to flush the toilet twice because all of your shit didn't go down or some of it came back up when the bowl filled back up
Because of all the wine I drank last night my first shit required a second flush
by AUWFT September 17, 2016
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Flush on Splash

Flushing the toilet as soon as the terd hits the water. A common courtesy owed to all patrons of public restrooms.
If you are gonna use my crapper you better flush on splash bro...
by Flushonsplash August 2, 2012
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Rush Flush

The act of flushing the toilet immediately after you drop your business in a crowded bathroom, insuring the smell doesn't spread.
Girl 1: Damn, that was a long one, thank god I rush flushed in the bathroom.

Girl 2: Yea, before all the other girls in there could smell it and start laughing when you walked out.
by bbg100192 June 10, 2009
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nut flush

Urinating after masturbation, in order to 'flush out' the residual nut left in the shaft of the penis.
"Bro I just rubbed one out and I forgot to nut flush. Now the end of my knob is stuck to the inside of my underpants."
by LancelotLongBottom June 7, 2019
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asian flush

the rosy cheeks asians sometimes get due to a slower metabolism of alcohol (ethanol)
susie is from japan and when she has a lot of sake, she sure gets the asian flush
by kayla December 12, 2003
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