flatter patty

When the diameter of one’s penis supersedes the length, by at least one inch.

My boyfriend and I were about to have sex, then I saw he had a flatter patty.

by Mike Scott, regional manager September 21, 2019

flittered

overly excited, in a very gay way

Brian got flittered when Drew gave him a hug.

by BrianJ28 May 24, 2006

FlutterFlutter

FlutterFlutter (adj): 1. to have the Flutters (see below) 2.. the act of Fluttering

Flutter: (noun) 1. like butterflies in your stomach, but oh so much better. 2. the best feeling in the world!!

"Oh Jonas, that boy has most definitely given me the Flutters"

OR

"FlutterFlutter Jonas????"

by FlutterFlutterer April 13, 2010

kansas city apple fritter

When a man named david eats apple sauce out of a womans vagina.

hey david, what did you do last night? " I gave my wife the kansas city apple fritter

by David's son Richard February 15, 2008

Flatter Fest

To complement someone multiple times over a short period of time.

Alice: "I love your boots, Kate. And those tights."
Sally: "And your green coat is very cute!"
Kate: "Wow, this is such a flatter fest."

by casp82 January 27, 2009

flotter

AN IDIOT, or stupid Helmet

Mark Fox your a flotter

by Trappy 1234 June 19, 2008

Fluttering Queef

the process of making a completely disgusting sexual act proper by asking for it in a British accent.

MAN: darling, might you shit in my mouth while whilst i masturbate?

WOMAN: before or after tea & crumpets?

MAN: Of course BEFORE, darling.

WOMAN: very well then.

MAN:(reverting back to hillbilly accent due to excitement) WOO BOY we gonna have us some FLUTTERING QUEEF TODAY!!!

by jimmyWOW July 12, 2010