closet fatty

A thin person who exhibits traits that are normally found exclusively in fatties, however due to compulsive exercise or a fast metabolic system is not one him/herself.

Such traits include but are not limited to:

Eating like there's no tomorrow
Sucking dick/pussy better than a Hoover
Fucking for validation
Wearing party hats

Matt eats 6 supersized junk food meals a day, he is such a closet fatty.

by Lewis5D January 11, 2009

fatty boombalatty

a man or woman of the obese type, pear-shape even. Must possess the ability to store objects in between the layers of skin known as rolls.

"Did you see that fatty boombalatty! She just finished off every value meal at McDonalds and stored the extra in her rolls!"

by bitchn' slut December 2, 2003

Fatty Pour

A heavy handed pour of wine.

Judy had a long, shitty day and desperately needed a Fatty Pour of Cabernet.

by cdrizzle_ October 13, 2023

fatty gaga

one sexy over larged man who dresses up like lady gaga to become an internet sensation.

fatty gaga makes funny videos on youtube. fatty gaga is a sexy man who makes me laugh.

by fatty gaga July 9, 2010

Despicable Fatty

The executioners found mainly in Hemwick in the videogame Bloodborne.

"I was playing Bloodborne last night and I almost made it to Cainhurst, but a despicable fatty got me before I could."

by GrabStick Mykofsky May 3, 2016

fatty rape

when a fat guy rapes a fit as fuck girl and she says go fatty go 1-3 months later the girl will kill the fatty then kill herself

jack Remember the girl that got fatty raped.

timmy..................(timmy cant say anything because he is constipated.

billy fucin ell dat was fucked up fam billy said not knowing that he ha just snorted 10 kg of coke.

by i broke an asian kids leg November 13, 2017

fitness fatty

The big fat fuck in your office handing out fitness advice. Can be found wearing extremely tight clothes with bulging fat rolls eating doughnuts and telling you how to live your life. Also is the fatty has motivational pictures and talks about the hard workout they had sitting on the couch trying to figure out how to shovel a whole pie in there face in one bite.

fatty douche asshole fitness fuckface fitness fatty

by Os III April 2, 2016