Falcon Boner

When you have a boner so massive that you can feel it pulse and u scream like a falcon!

Jose: How was your night last night?
Keith: Good besides the fact i had a hour long Falcon Boner!

by George Lopez the 556th April 21, 2009

Hooded falcon

An uncircumscised penis, of the noble kind.

The wingspan on that gentleman's hooded falcon had to have been at least 3 feet. I sure hope he fed it recently, as I don't want it to attack my face....

by Poopoopanda July 29, 2013

falcon smash

A form of male masturbation which involved standing and vigorously stroking ones cock in the living room with the elbow transforming the arm in a chicken wing!

Hey no more sitting on the hand to creat the affect of a stranger we all do the falcon smash now!

by CappaFranco April 2, 2016

Falcon Freaks

The falcon freaks are the most badass fan group in all of California. They can be heard and felt from a mile away and some might even call them crazy. They don’t care who their opponent is their main goal is to cause as much chaos as possible. They will do anything if it results in a River Valley win. People could only wish to be a falcon freak. Legend says some have even streaked to secure the dub. They go craziest with a YC beat down.

Did you see those falcon freaks they literally beat Yuba City themselves.

by Fuckyc August 15, 2019

Au falcon

Fucken sexy beast of a car makes every guy who sees it instantly nut and every woman cream. Turbo barra or 4.0 intech, this car is a sex pest hot hori beast with power pissing out of every hole (Any holes a goal) and makes the sexiest sound ever and fattest one wheel peel you can imagine. Hook her up to a manny trans and weld the diff and youve got a sexy burnout beast.

Holy fuck its an au falcon

by Au_falconyoza May 7, 2022

Douche-Falcon

A style of hair similar to the fo-hawk and mo-hawk but even douchier. Street names: Douch-Falcon, Douche-Falc, or D Falc. The front edge of the hair rises in an upward twisting fashion and the bangs are placed to look as if they are messed up.

-Hey, did u see beibs new hair style.
-Yea, she gave herself a douche-falcon. She looks more stupid than normal.

by Johnny G-man December 13, 2010

falcon fail

Falcon fail, first used by a YouTube user, is used when someone attempts to do an amazing acrobatic action (or falcon punch/kick) that's fails spectacularly.

However, when someone is seemingly about to fail but wins, it's falcon win.

Did you see that guy trying to do karate? he falcon failed!

or

I thought that guy was about to trip but he flipped, what a falcon win!

by dgfvdegtrhyjtukuk May 21, 2011