fungus

a hella painfull fungus that that will suck ur balls and eat your foot

can i suck ur fungus

by hgtyuikjhgfdrtyuijhgvfcxz September 30, 2022

Fungus Amungus

A prime example of a great compliment you can give to a nice person.

Also a condition for your feet, where literall mushrooms grow between your toes. The Fungus Amungus condition is known to be quite painful.

Fungus Amungus comes from the old latin word "mater tua" which means "greatness to you"
Also it is the inspiration for the popular videogame "Among Us" title.

(if you ever experience symptoms of Fungus Amungus, seek help at your local doctor immediately)

-hey, you have a nice haircut
-thankyou, fungus amungus!

or

-I am sad to inform you that... you have the Fungus Amungus.

by Helpful_Nectarine69 November 2, 2021

Foochie fungus

When the spaces in between your toes have a black sort of toe jam in between them. Toe jam sounds weird whereas foochie fungus sounds classy and more sophisticated.

“Bro why is there some big ass toe jam inbetween your toes man?”
“Bro it’s called foochie fungus man!”
“Oh yeah sorry bro, anyway, thats some big ass foochie fungus you got there bro.”
“Thanks bro it means a lot”

by Lord have mercy on my soul August 25, 2019

corn fungus

Corn fungus is what happens when auto corrcet, corrects the word "Cornelius." #WE HATE AUTO CORRECT !

"Hi Corn fungus. Oops, I meant Cornelus. Auto correct is annnoying."

by Ella_bobaxxx July 14, 2021

House Fungus

The powdery spores shot out the japs eye of an infected person upon ejaculation. Highly infectious and sometimes fatal. Favoured by the KGB.

Ewww what’s that on your trousers is it House Fungus.

by Thank god for Boobies March 2, 2024

Wire Fungus

When you see a lot of birds squished together on a wire.

Dang, look at the wire fungus today.

by Ev08 January 10, 2022

fungus muffin

A lover of magic mushrooms

Awe look at you rolling in the mud like a fungus muffin.

by Willowbob March 8, 2018