Evan

The youngest sluttiest fuc boi who’s so autistic that the energy he gives off is cancerous. Long story short he’s the cancer man.
Do you smell that??
Yeah I️t smells like...
THE CANCERMAN... Evan shouts as he walks in
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To be the best at everything they do and to be so strong not even the stronger person in the world can beat them
Evan is so dope
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Evans usually take a liking to country and rap music. They are fond of sports such as baseball and basketball. Evans sometimes come on too strong when pursuing a girl, which can be a big turn off for some people. They are overprotective of people they like. Maybe too overprotective. Evans also typically play the piano, the guitar, or the drums.
“That guy is acting like an Evan!”
“Girl, I think you should stay away from him”
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no one:
absolutely no one:
Findlay: 'imagine being number 17'
Evan: 'how could you'
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A guy who has a big willy and an all round good guy he’s the guy that all the girls want and all the boys are jealous
That Evan guy is hard as fuck
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Evan is the most funny, cute, annoying boy you will ever meet. He is always there for the person he has a crush on and can always make you laugh. Evan is known for his humor and charming smile. If you know a Evan love them with all of your heart because if you loose your Evan you might never get them back.
“Did you just see that cute boy?”
“ yeah, that’s Evan.”

“ WOW! He is soooooo cute!”
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