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Turn-based equality

When a minority group asks for equal rights by placing themselves above what was above them instead of leveling out the playing field; i.e. ‘taking turns’ becoming the majority group.
Minorites won’t be taken seriously by others if they resort to turn-based equality because doing so tells them that they’re better than who they are (when in reality, they aren’t).
by Original Orangutans September 11, 2019
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Equally Important

That is fucking hilarious! It's hilarious that you make that distinction.
Hym "Ha! Right! 'Equally important.' So, 'Not at all' but I have to share that lack of importance with you. Hilarious! Absolutely fucking hilarious! I'm not going to do it, but, it's funny!"
by Hym Iam May 19, 2025
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Equalality

A missaying of the word "equality" commonly used by Twilly to describe what women are in desperate need of.
Women need equalality!
by SockOfSand September 16, 2021
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Equaler

E • QUAL • ER

The comparison of multiple equal objects, where one or more objects are inherently more equal than the others.
Teacher: “I don’t have favorites, I love all my students equally, just some equaler than others.”
by Onmywaytoyourmomshouse September 3, 2024
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Equal culobility

When you cause an accident by staring at a shaply posterior but shift some of the blame on said posterior.
Dude you just hit that stop sign! Not all my fault...did you see that ass? There is some Equal Culobility going on here!
by Robofrye March 11, 2019
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Banana Equals Three

banana equals three: When an argument gets to the point where neither side have anything new to say but are both convinced they are correct.

It is a less wussy way of saying "let's agree to disagree"
Geek #1: Hey man, you rolled twice!
Geek #2: I didn't, that roll didn't count so I rolled again and got double 6's!
Geek #1: Dude, it was a bad roll, admit it!
Geek #2: Ok, banana equals three ok?
Geek #1: Fine.
by PinheadMcJagger September 30, 2011
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The equality.

Also referred to as "Teh equality". <br>You in relation to your love interest/the addition. Called the equality because you think you're their equal.
Mandi: "OMG he and I are perfect. I am the equality."<br>Heather: *nods*
by Heather (Ya Know) December 26, 2007
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