Emerson

Smallest penis ever, is a little pussy

Emerson is mentally retarded

by 836w72 January 28, 2019

emmerz

the weirdest nickname for emma. used only on especially strange girls with the name emma.

Emma: hey bonbon
Bonbon: hey emmerz!

by bref49701 May 29, 2007

Emerson

The fattest of all the fat shits

Hey bro It’s Emerson isn’t he really fat

by Xx_69_420_69_xX November 8, 2019

the emmert

the act or state of turning down the hottest girl in school for a girl who dumped you for a guy nicknamed "CHEESE"

You fucking idiot.....you pulled the emmert

by Patty Emmert August 29, 2008

Emerson

She is such a nice person with a great sense of humour . She can get on your last nerve but you still love her . She is a fit lady with hazel eyes her hair is like nothing you've ever seen befor she never brushes it and is gross. But you love her

Emerson : I hate you I love you

by Christmas pudding November 10, 2017

elmers

What the Bukkake industry uses for spunk.

Oh man! Last night I got milked so when I was in that Bukkake video I had to fling elmers on her face for the money shot.

by Kancer978 November 15, 2006

emerson college

A Boston communications college which specializes in performing arts, film, and journalism. "Gay or a smoker by the time you graduate or your money back". Huge "Hipster" scene, full of film, theatre and music snobs/intellectuals. It is usually where all the acting and musical theatre Tisch rejects end up going instead.

"Uh! That crazy musical theatre psycho bitch just put her clove out on my new Brighteyes tee-shirt!"
"Oh don't worry about her. She's just still bitter about being rejected from Tisch and being forced to perform with sub-par Emerson College acting majors."
"What a bitch. Come on, let's go dye our hair."
"Sounds deck."

by AnArtichokeQueen December 28, 2005