emerald sword

The best song ever made by mankind.

emerald sword is the most addictive and powerful song ever created. let's bless the composer and the writer of the lyrics.

by Chris Falcon January 3, 2008

Emergency

Unplanned incident or situation requiring immediate attention.
Acceptable excuse for a late night phone call.

Getting injured

Getting lost/scared at a theme park (Knott's Scary Farm)

The End of the World!!

Teacher: Why did you not come to class yesterday?
Tommy: I had an emergency!
Sally: Having a hangover and forgetting is not an "emergency" :P

by gus15rz October 21, 2011

soph emergency

noun (pl. -cies)
A serious or dangerous situation requiring immediate action which could have been anticipated weeks or months ago.

Your quick response in a soph emergency could be a waste of your time.

"You need to be here now! This bath is overflowing! It's been running all day. Someone has to turn it off."

"Sounds like a soph emergency."

by Alf Tönnesson January 8, 2009

emergency flasher

Yesterday I had a flat tire on the Trans Canada Hwy. So I eased my car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully got out of the car and opened the trunk. I took out 2 cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing oncoming traffic. They look so life like you wouldn't believe it! They are in trench coats, exposing their nude bodies and private parts to the approaching drivers.
I started to change my tire, and to my surprise, cars started slowing down looking at my life like men. And of course, traffic started backing up. Everybody was tooting their horns and waving like crazy.
It wasn't long before a Mountie pulled up behind me. He got out of his car and started walking towards me. I could tell he was not a happy camper! "What's going on here?"
"My car has a flat tire," I said calmly.
"Well, what the hell are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road?"
I couldn't believe that he didn't know. So I told him, "Hello-o-o-o, those are my emergency flashers."

- Do you realize that the speed limit on this highway is 75 miles an hour? You were doing close to 85!
- But you were going at the same speed, officer! Otherwise you couldn't have caught up with me!
- Yes, but I had to find out what the rush was as I didn't see any emergency flashers ...

by alvit May 15, 2009

Emergency Porn

The porn you have stored on a mobile device. Examples include:

- laptops
- iPhones/Blackberries/Other
- a DVD in your work bag/luggage/back pack

It's there when you're travelling, on a work trip, school trip, visiting your parents' house, in the hospital, visiting your grandma's old age home. Etcetera, etcetera.

In today's modern age, one should not be stuck without access to quality porn.

Bobby, after an exhausting day at the Real Estate Conference, crashed hard in his hotel room. His conciliation was knowing that before he falls asleep, he can wank one out to the emergency porn stored on his iPhone.

by reystoner12345 October 27, 2011

Emergency throne call

When your sitting around and your stomach does an unexpected turn for the worse like you just ate 10 fiery burritos the night before.

This chick was giving me the best blowjob ever unfortunately I had to stop and make an emergency throne call. I Got finished wiping and got right back to it tho.

She's a dirty girl

by Krizbanger August 26, 2011

emergency friends

When you aren't friends with anyone in a new place (class, gym, work, church, etc.) but you know you're going to need friends for that place, you become emergency friends.

I was in gym class with all of the dumb kids so I had to become emergency friends with some girl only because she was the least annoying person there.

I wasn't friends with anyone in physics class and I made emergency friends with the guy next to me so I'd have someone to sit with at lunch.

by Loaves May 31, 2016