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poision dwarf

A ugly little man or woman with a mental capacity of POND LIFE, eager to take everything, not willing to give anything, but an unbearable stench that will burn your nostrells, in short a nasty little lump of meat. AKA an OGY or Poision dwarf
That nasty Tramp on the park bench drinking sheep dip.

Smelly old woman who puts a knife in ya ball.

Poision dwarf = bad news
by Sparkone2 September 13, 2007
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Grimy Dwarf-Weed

Slang term for pubic hairs after intercourse. (Dwarf-Weed= pubic hairs)
"Runescape has an item under the name of Grimy Dwarf-Weed"
by Mnive December 12, 2009
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Shield Dwarf

The default dwarf is a shield dwarf, they are moody, humorless, and hard for non-dwarves to get along wit, a tendency that has led to the deterioration of the dwarven kingdoms in recent years.
Meaner than most dwarves, Gimli is not one.
by smurf August 22, 2004
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Legal Dwarf

A subspecies of dwarf that contains homosexual and bisexual dwarfs that can't deal with the original title of "dwarf." They need legality to make them feel like more than they are, because they are really small, and always want more than they are. Not only do they piss us off with the special "legal", but they also piss off regular dwarfs who feel like less, because dwarfs always feel like they are less. Why else would they have all the tv shows.
Homo Sapien gained the "homo" part of their species when legal dwarfs landed in what is now present day Alabama.

Englishman John Lock's belief of "tabula rasa" was refering to the blank mind of the legal dwarf.

Rosa Parks is famous for refusing to give up her seat to a legal dwarf.
by eee coleye January 4, 2011
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cackle dwarf

a gay dwarf who works as a nun and a fake doctor and eats jew bagles for dinner with a side dish a purple platawarlus (a platapus and a walrus mixed) who ranges from colors to green to and purple and mostly hide in your closet and under your moms crack.
damon: you see that cackle dwarf???

chris: no but i saw him with arne last night

arne: that was a good hoe

chris: uuuum no comment
by CACKLE KIDS March 22, 2010
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Red Dwarf

Having sex with a chick while shes on her period
I heard you did the red dwarf with that chick. -or- I showed her the red dwarf. -or- I gave her the red dwarf.
by Oddiz July 9, 2006
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de red dwarf

Best Red Dwarf Fan Site ever created and put onto the interweb
by Danny Earp January 17, 2004
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