Dueche Cannoe

1. The small plastic item used to scrape out the remains a a womans previous duech in hopes she can use it again. Usually for poor people.

2. Can be sharpened and used as a shiv/shank.

1. Shahneekwah used her dueche cannoe to save herself some cash in hopes she wouldn't get a vaginal infection.

2. Binny got mad and stabbed her ex-husband with a dueche cannoe.

by n26 October 17, 2007

duchebag

duchebag is a bag of duche /weed

superman is looking for for wonder women so he goes up to batman and asks him " were is wonder women" and batman says " i thought i saw her in the forest" and super man calls him a "duchebag" then looking for her in the forest. so superman sees wonder women and went to do her in the but like the speed of light. so wonder woman says "wat was that" and invisible boy says " i dont know but my ass fucking hurts.

by silvio salami October 27, 2008

fat bloody dusche

see kelly osbourne

WTF!! Why is that fat bloody dusche still trying to sing? HOW EMBARRASSING!

by Ross A January 5, 2004

Duchesneau

The biggest and loudest fart you have ever done.

Hey man i just let loose a duchesneau.

by Da Manz September 4, 2009

duchesne

a really shitty school in st charles in which everyone sucks at sports almost as much as they suck dick. everyone is a douche, hence the name.
pronounced DOUCHEenne

-are you from duchesne?
-yeah!
-youre a chode

by jackwhokicksass November 26, 2013

double duche

a. When a girl is so nasty she has chunks she has to "double duche".
b. The act of Duching one's vaganal and anal at the same time.

Man Matt Lee, your beavers is so nasty you need to double duche.

by Jason and Aurora February 6, 2003

Duchemin

A man, often a teacher, who acts as if he knows all and is better than any other. He makes frequent references to others' parents referring to their awful parenting skills. He wishes you confided in him, but you would never do such a thing. A duchemin is also very forgetful and impersonal, letting words go in one ear and out the other.

What a duchemin, all he talked about was himself; it was like an infomercial.

by carnationize1234 November 13, 2009